Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

No.

I will now defer back to NEVER*.

my reasoning...it feminizes men.
you are not prepared for whatever may happen.
be the Sheepdog.




*unless at the beach or getting on a boat.

 

Are you not comfortable shooting someone while you're naked

 

I run stock wheels & tires. so...I don't need them.

my TQ curve is hitting in the correct band.


Truth be told...I would like to drop from 32" in tires to 30" tires to mimic the effects of putting in 5.28's

lower gears REALLY work. I'm just not set up to run them.


Presently I can do 5.1(dragy) 0-60....that's fast enough for me.


but, I generally don't drive my truck very hard.

 

question is...are you comfortable getting shot by a naked man?

 

Give me flip flops or give me death

 

wait...does this tie in with the naked man thing?

 

...perhaps...

 

Are you truly naked if you have flops on?

 

Pretty sure I wouldn't be comfortable getting shot by anyONE, but at least you know up front whether or not they are packing

 

You walk around your house wearing steel toed boots, a gun and nothing else, don't you?

 

white socks

and

orthotics


Please keep up

 

Legend.

 

Or justb use nature's footwear. Settle down @TaquitoBandito

 

Check out those Canadian ham hocks!

 

For a night crew y'all killed it. Learned about diesels and corporate tats and how white socks and orthotics are considered better than flops. My mind is blown...

So I'll jump right in and say @ColoradoTJ you should def get that 3/4 ton and a dump trailer to start bringing some money back in. If I need to tow anything the duramax is beyond the best. It is the only.

tats- have a lot and yes they represent a lot to me. A huge oak tree spans from the ditch to the top of the shoulder. It is a representation of my mother and the life she gave me. All the other elements of the piece are also representative of a family member. For a lot of people tats do represent something of value even if it doesn't seem clear to the average person who only sees a tree with a bear, an eagle, a river, a hawk, and a mountain scape behind all that. To others tats are a symbol of expression. Most people who know me from work had no idea my whole chest and shoulder blades and 3/4 of my arms are covered. Because in a way people judge others with tattoos so they assume they we are less intelligent, less anything... Then when say, I take my shirt off at a beach or change in a gym locker room. They look at me like holy shit bro, you don't strike me as a guy who had that many tattoos.

Flips- if there's isn't snow on the ground I'm in them. I hate shoes in general. I built my shed in flip flops. I change my oil in flip flops. I walk my dogs anywhere between 3-5 miles in them. They are the most comfortable shoe I own.

white socks. No

orthotics-I guess if that's your jam but why you gotta hate on others' shoes if your wearing that crap @nobodyintexas?

 

for theatre of the mind

you know when you are in a big meeting and there is this one guy in the back corner typing all kinds of shit

and you think "why is that guy typing so much"?




Tundras.com

 

If I'm even looking at my phone my wife asks me, what's going on with your tundra buddies?

 

Very much so.

 

Correct.

 

As a % of the total produced, I bet it’s significantly lower than 200k mile Tundras.

F150s are the overall newest trucks I see. Not a lot of old ones out on the road compared to new. My FIL has a 2016 that has been pretty decent for him though.

I think if our bar is to look like the average American, we’re already conquered. I want to look abnormal (and be abnormally capable) compared to the average dad bod American male. I want to lift my grandkids over my head one-handed like I do my kids.

You look like you can appropriately lift extremely heavy things and set them down in a controlled manner.

This is the way

2 convos in one post; am I not efficient?

 

And since I'm not perfect and also judge others on their footwear choices. This is 100%. Crocs are for never. And since I'm on a roll about never, why in the hell would a grown man wear a bikini on the beach? It's usually some euro doing it but that's something I'll never do and I'm always amazed when I see it.

 

Crocs, long mismatched socks, and long enough shorts for no knee to peek out are how my kids roll. Grade school fashionistas

But I agree…injection molded comfort is not for me.

 

It's not a local to you thing either. All the kids in my town wear crocs. Crocs, like trix, are for kids.

 

Lego feet!!!

 

I'm a large tall, shocking huh?