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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Welcome Home.

    Maybe you didn't see the breaking news. This is now the quintessential dad joke thread.
     
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  2. Aug 18, 2024 at 4:28 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    weather report

    gonna be a good wakesurf day!

    should be 101 ambient. 116 heat index

    let’s see how many make it to the 7am surf. Lake is glass


    upload_2024-8-18_6-26-36.jpg
     
  3. Aug 18, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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    Wait, you're not @RainMan_PNW...
     
  4. Aug 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    No surfing until the wind picks up. The skiers want to enjoy that glass while they can.
     
  5. Aug 18, 2024 at 6:46 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Well, a Ford joke then. Headline today was spot on...

    upload_2024-8-18_8-45-43.png

    45,000 miles each.
     
  6. Aug 18, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Geisha hookers and your experience w/blow fish :stirthepot:
     
  7. Aug 18, 2024 at 7:03 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    We didn't get shit for rain, looks all to the south of us.
    That dry lightning might make today a little interesting though :monocle:
     
  8. Aug 18, 2024 at 7:16 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    we have yet to see a skier. 2 yrs.

    amazing.
     
  9. Aug 18, 2024 at 7:23 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Holy crap man...

    Some of these 3rd Gen dudes just can't find it in themselves to be civil. I thought most of that crap was directed at 2nd Gen, but this 3rd gen owner basically signs up here after his engine craps out, gives his experience and brief driving summary (I don't tow much or do a lot off roading, etc...), and immediately the poor guy is jumped for 'just becoming a member after his truck grenades' and someone else asks, 'so i take it the 35's and lift are just for looks'???

    I mean seriously, WTF is wrong w/some of these guys??? @Azblue needs to get in there and start lighting some people up :curls:

    Motor grenades on my 22
     
  10. Aug 18, 2024 at 7:32 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    a good barometer of society in general.

    social media breeds hate.

    teaches cowards to be...well....better cowards.
     
  11. Aug 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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    Very little humanity going on over there. Every time I find myself in a 3rd gen thread, I ask myself what's wrong with me? Why have I stumbled in here again? A lot of those clowns act as though we don't belong in their threads. They should just start their own forum. They even complained that older trucks were posting in the cool background pic thread. Yet here they are posting pics of their neighborhoods as the cool background. :argue:


    Edit:"killer background" thread.
     
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  12. Aug 18, 2024 at 8:36 AM
    FrenchToasty

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    https://www.tundras.com/threads/share-your-best-truck-pic-with-killer-back-ground.134056/page-4#post-3683993

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8PNXgLhkT0
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I had eight tacos last night
    3 salmon
    3 Carne asada
    2 chicken

    IMG_3643.jpg
     
  14. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:09 AM
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    I'll be right down.
     
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    The only thing I miss about CA. Taco shops in CO can't even compete. Looks delish.
     
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    When you wake up from your jet lagged slumber we want pics of all the sushi you had.
     
  17. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:14 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    That Boulder3 guy was a lot more reasonable when he still drove a Ford. :rofl:
     
  18. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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    Different title, same pics basically
     
  20. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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    Great, another thread to watch.
     
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    Yep, facts. That’s what why chose Mexican last night.
     
  22. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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    King of the clown posse for sure.
     
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    Welcome home. How was the trip, aside from the weather?
     
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    @Azblue, we're going to need a ruling on these too.
     
  25. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:39 AM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Fish does not belong on a taco. Actually fish doesn't belong in any food.
     
  26. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    And besides the damn fish, are those fucking sprouts on the tacos? WTF is wrong with people?
     
  27. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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    Guess you're going to have to go grab one of the JNB tacos to cleanse yourself.
     
  28. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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    Those might be worse than tofu tacos
     
  29. Aug 18, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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    Yes. Full tilt sarcasm was intended. Because as we all know, I'm not even sure JNB tacos have meat in them.
     
  30. Aug 18, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I don't think science has the power to determine exactly what is in them, but this is where I make my exception to my taco rules. There is nothing better than a bunch of JITB tacos after a bender
     
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