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What do you call a turbo 4-door Yugo??




Away we-go

 

Still no

 

I'm in a band. It's called Duvet. We're a cover band.

 

My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type.

He kept insisting we be positive, but it’s just so hard without him.

 

That joke's funnier if you call them chicken coops instead of chicken houses.

 

Um, those would be uncle jokes.

 

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

Well, now, all of them.

 

This thread is improving.

 

If you're ever attacked by a group of clowns...


...go for the juggler

 

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Now guess who came crawling back.

 

My friend keeps saying cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.

I know he means well.

 

Did you hear about the accident involving the optician? He fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

 

That one was hard to read, but funny

...too many big words

 

What’s the difference between a cheetah and a comma?


A cheetah has its claws at the end of its paws, and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.

 

TL;DR

Back on freedom soil. On hour 26 with my final 30 min in a cab battling heavy rain and jackoff drivers. Thankfully my driver is being chill… best cab driver ever!?

 

Dude was probably a samurai in his past life

 

Welcome back! We have a light show on this side of the mountains right now

 

Japan typhoon
And the storm we are sharing

 

You guys are killing me w/all this boring weather crap...

but, here I'll play...

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Ok, so back to the weather... Today high on the coast was 62 and we're expecting a low tonight of 54. We some sun; had some clouds; had a sprinkle of rain

 

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a new career in music?


Because he had a ton of sick beets.

 

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?

Because the ghosts brings all the boos.

 

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

 

What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall?


Dam.

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?





A “Fsh”!

 

I have been stuck in the land of politeness and in work-mode for a week. What ya want to talk about then!?

And no fucking dad jokes