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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    We’re using it to see my grandmother again, and some more family / friends
     
  2. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I belly laughed on this one

    my parents used to say that.
     
  3. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:24 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Jesus. How many were +10 wife’s per male?
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Ah, nope def not one of those.
    I think we've talked about this before but my dad was stationed at Hill AFB in Layton, we were there from 93-02
     
  5. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    None that I knew of, we did have several pregnant chicks my senior year
     
  6. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:33 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Ubangy is not derogatory. If I thought you were "one of those" I'd have said Utahrd. :p

    You're definitely a Ubangy. :D
     
  7. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:39 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I usually give my wife a few options and let her have a say in what I wear.
     
  8. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:39 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I should be exempt, I didn't have a choice to go there :D
     
  9. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:40 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Yet another good reason not to go.
     
  10. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
    GODZILLA

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    And those born there do? You lived in Utah in your formative years. Ubangy. It is decided. :boink:
     
  11. Aug 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :annoyed:
     
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    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Same. Usually my wife will tell me I am not wearing what I have on. Then I will change into a T-shirt (from the tank top I was wearing) and then she will tell me that the T-shirt is not up to snuff and to put a better one on and switch from shorts to jeans. If it's fancy, she'll make me wear what I wear to work (business casual)




    TWSS
     
  14. Aug 14, 2024 at 5:18 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Going to have to try to convince at least one of the twins to pursue a trade.
     
  15. Aug 14, 2024 at 5:36 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Son called me to pick him up from football practice because lightening (league rules to wait 20 mins if its within seven miles…dumb)
    I get there…Coach is pissed.
    Whoever was looking at lighting didn’t update it so lighting was 12 MILES away / 30 Mins ago. :facepalm:
     
  16. Aug 14, 2024 at 5:36 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    If not both.
    Who knows what college will look like in 8-10 years for my girls, I don't see it going in a better direction
     
  17. Aug 14, 2024 at 5:49 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Hahah the reason I got my job was to send mine in about that time frame!
     
  18. Aug 14, 2024 at 5:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nice :thumbsup:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Imo, many careers should not require college. Hell, lots do not have a degree in the career that matches what they went to school for.
     
  20. Aug 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
    T-Rex266

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    As I expected, my therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions.

    Can’t say that I’m surprised.
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    you have 2 girls.
    you're selling a kidney.
     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The big box stores don’t even stock shelves with hot items like fridges and microwaves and kitschy bed room trinkets during college move in time, they literally just have pallets out on the floor because they move so fast. Sooooo much money spent to make beccitha and Tystons room looking super cute and homely…….
     
  25. Aug 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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    My girlfriend’s cellphone service sucks!

    Eight days ago, she said “we’re breaking up”, the call ended and it’s gone straight to voicemail every since.
     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    What kind of shoes do chickens wear?



    Rebok-bok-boks
     
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    IMG_5134.png
     
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    You only live once.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Is Target considered a 'big box store'???
     
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