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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 12, 2024 at 7:13 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    that's just mean.
     
  2. Aug 12, 2024 at 7:15 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    but funnier than shit; come on now... bump me kid :fistbump:
     
  3. Aug 12, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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    I despise the asshats as much as you do. I don't care what bike they are on. I hate the morons that try to stunt on the highways, split traffic at speed, and are all around pests. They deserve to wreck out and enjoy road rash for a week. That said, in my experience the harley guys are discourteous and entitled. They go under the speed limit in a huge group you can't pass easily, and when you do they are mean mugging and pissy. Plus, it's the harley group that thinks 1% patches are cool rather than realizing it literally means they are scumbags.


    Lengthening the swing arm increases traction and decreases front wheel lift. A stretched bike will still corner better than a car.
     
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  4. Aug 12, 2024 at 7:49 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    This is usually true, however the one time I experienced this, the cop was fair. He gave the shithead teen on the bicycle that hit me a ticket for running a stop sign.
    Of course I ended up having to use my insurance to fix the truck cause he was "low income" with no insurance.
     
  5. Aug 12, 2024 at 7:55 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I see everyone took a happy pill this morning. :pccoffee:
     
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  6. Aug 12, 2024 at 7:57 AM
    GODZILLA

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    It's Monday. This IS happy. :p
     
  7. Aug 12, 2024 at 7:58 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Would vehicle insurance cover someone while they're riding their bike? Or home insurance?
     
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  8. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:00 AM
    GODZILLA

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  9. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:10 AM
    GODZILLA

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  10. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:11 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    now I'm just shouting down the well...

    walked past a Starbucks on my way into Kroger.

    they were advertising a coffee that had Olive oil in it.

    WTF is wrong with you people?
     
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  11. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:11 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    What do you think of Harley these days? :stirthepot:
     
  13. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:18 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    BULLSHIT to anyone splitting lanes...:fistbump:

    If I am not allowed to move forward with 50 ton , neither should a 2 wheeler..:p:mad: or an impatient automobile...:burp:

    Florida has now outlawed it for that reason , idiots on 2 & 4 wheels decided they were "Entitled" to do what the F@@K they wanted...:boink:

    And yes, I have put a "Few" right / breakdown lane wanna 'B's in the weeds....:burnrubber:

    If I have to drive safe for LIVING , so do the rest of them..... You do not get to be my age with a few "Miles" accident & ticket free by "Acting Stupid"

    Old Man off the soap box...:hattip:
     
  14. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:19 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    they shit the bed.
     
  15. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:23 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    my question is...

    if you are on a harley, you are part & parcel to that bullshit.

    harley riders represent the woke now.

    you can't convince me otherwise.

    they might as well drink Bud Light as well.
     
  16. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:24 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    $hit, now I'm on a mission...

    We travel to DC this coming weekend for 10 days and my granddaughter Loves her Starbucks... If I need "Bail $$$" for being "Difficult" , you be

    there for me :notsure::devil::notsure::devil:
     
  17. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:25 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I got your 6.
     
  18. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:26 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Agree with ya, but..
    I do feel like pre-woke Harley owners should get a pass as long as they own that bike
     
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  19. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:26 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I'll be the guy standing outside the bail office with his arms crossed.
     
  20. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:27 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    what date would that be?

    when did those policies go into affect?
     
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    Putting anybody in the weeds isn't driving safe. That's the definition of aggressive driving, regardless of the other driver doing something wrong.
     
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    GODZILLA

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    The "pre-woke" harley riders are the ones that lump up and drive slow so you can read their 1% patches. Fuck them.


    Also, on a fun note, do you know what a slow moving blob of harleys is called? A molasses.
     
  23. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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    :thumbsup: :hattip:


    @T-Rex266 ,

    Harley is being led by the same group of idiots at Chrysler , laying off folks at the truck plants because they don't make enough $$$$ off consistent


    sales of their no-frills pickup....they would rather finance an 80 grand POS for 84 months once than sell a 100 trucks to a contractor every 3-4

    years ...WTF...:boink::boink::boink:
     
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  24. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:34 AM
    snoope

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    I've got a Wide load sign & lights going , loaded with a steel track machine and am sitting on the outside line and "Wiggle" just as an asshat try's

    that stunt.... show me a LEO or escort that is siding with the "Idiot"o_O behind the car wheel...;)
     
  25. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:41 AM
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    It's not siding with. Two wrongs do not make a right. Them doing something wrong doesn't mean what you do is correct. Swerving at them is textbook aggressive driving.
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl: Sounds like some assholes down there!

    Most of the Harley riders I know are blue collar non-douche bags
     
  27. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:47 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    No idea, I know Jack shit about Harley
     
  28. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:48 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Harley motorcycle should be illegal
     
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    Never did I say swerve, Wiggle is an opportune word...;)

    Anyone that has driven for a living can write volumes on the "People" we did NOT kill because of our actions behind the wheel BUT If you are

    putting others at risk with your STUPIDITY , My "Office" will become a "Correction Key"...

    I have been called by Safety for "Driving to Slow" through an EZ pass lane and needed to prove I did have "Working brake lights"..o_O:rolleyes:

    Trooper asked what up?? Told him I went through at 20-25 mph but was using the Jake instead of the foot brake...The lady that "tried" jamming

    me up proceeded to "Give it up that she was traveling at 45 mph and almost hit me " :eek::p Guess who got the ticket..

    Come on Adam, you have driven truck....WE can't fix stupid BUT we can make them pause & think about their actions..:hattip:
     
  30. Aug 12, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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    It’s true. It’s on the internet so it’s facts. No cap no cap or whatever they way
     

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