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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:38 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Can't sneeze at a 100% rate of return. Even if the investments your company picks sucks, you're still massively out-earning the market.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Screenshot_20231025_194117_Chrome.jpg
     
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    WBW Resident lurker

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    Your brother is correct. I have no argument there. I purchase my vehicles new because I keep them much longer than people I know, currently have a car that I've had for 35 years and another for 32 years. Both still pass emissions and run great. Two motorcycles that are 19 and 20 years old now. Still run them too. I need my care and maintenance from the start in order to run them so long. I don't buy vehicles very often at all. I'm too cheap to do that.
     
  4. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:05 AM
    WBW

    WBW Resident lurker

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    My wife, @Mrs.WBW, says Steve Vai joined Whitesnake in March 1989 after leaving David Lee Roth's band during the Skyscraper tour. She doesn't like Vai because he didn't give Joe Satriani credit on his first album.

    Obviously, she know more than me about this stuff. I know nothing.
     
  5. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:11 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Didn't the doc say something about no weight? I mean, in order to do biceps, I think you might have to put weight on your shoulder...
     
  6. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:16 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Saw my first new Land cruiser in person today, they look pretty decent
     
  7. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:19 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Round lights or square?
     
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    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    It has been many years but Vai is an awesome player!! There are many in the business like that and most have reasons for it when you research but many make these type decisions during their careers.

    Whitesnake… I think David Coverdale and I both fell in love with Tawny Kitaen at the same time in the 80’s. I bet he was torn with meeting the love of his life and the worse person in his life. They fought like crazy but the sex HAD to be good


    [​IMG]
     
  9. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:25 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I....didn't even know there was the option for either or lol. It was white and $70,000
     
  10. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:28 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Interesting choice of words...shopping?
     
  11. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:34 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I kept telling everyone the Titanic will sink. I don't know how many times.



    Finally got kicked out of the theater...
     
  12. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:42 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    No lol. I'm not like everyone else in here, trading in a perfectly good newer vehicle to get a different newer vehicle
     
  13. Aug 10, 2024 at 10:43 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :monocle:
     
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yes, but post surgery. I really only did cables today (arms) to keep the stress off of it, and it worked
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I did a sit-up this morning
     
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    Don't shame me for being less athletic than you!:argue:
     
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    Gonna go see Twister. Wearing a brace to keep the stress off my shoulder and carrying. I swear to god if I have to draw, that fucker is gonna be dead for making me draw it out lol.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    A polar bear walks into the bar and says “I’ll have a gin and…….tonic.”
    The bartender, @OldGuy03 says “why the long pause?”

    The polar bear says “idk. I’ve always had them.”
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Dollar for dollar? What's the cap?
    We have 20-30 preset funds to choose from, I recently shifted mine into a safe money market account. Probably keep it there until the political dust settles later this year
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    T-Rex266

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    :fistbump:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    "Not to brag" but continues to brag. What a jerk. :rolleyes:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    I wanna say it's dollar per dollar to 4 percent and 50 percent of every dollar from above 4 to 6
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That's not bad at all. :thumbsup:
    We get .50 match on the dollar up to 5% of annual wage.
    Plus $200/month deposited into an HSA that we can invest in the market as well
     
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    Hilarious how that is a fully valid comment…
     
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    GODZILLA

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    Right?! Since when are you and I the Larries in this thread?


     
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    T-Rex266

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    U guys get 401k? :(
    Glad the wife will have a great pension in nine years lol (plus 401k)
     
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    I'd trade my 401K for being in the kind of physical shape you're in.
     
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    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Injuries included?
     
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    That was my follow up question :laugh:
     

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