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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:38 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    watch him play “Tender surrender”on YouTube

    or. “For the love of God”

    dude is out there
     
  2. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:47 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Same here man, looking forward to chilly fall days
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Happy anniversary of coming out of the womb!
     
  4. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:52 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Same.
     
  5. Aug 10, 2024 at 6:56 AM
    GODZILLA

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  6. Aug 10, 2024 at 7:32 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh:
    Not a problem driving a 12 y/o truck. Some of the wealthiest people I personally know, drive older shit
     
  7. Aug 10, 2024 at 8:03 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  8. Aug 10, 2024 at 8:04 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Past*
     
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  9. Aug 10, 2024 at 8:09 AM
    GODZILLA

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    I was meaning it as in passed me by, though it can be taken as the time reference if you choose. I did get lazy and not finish the full phrase, so I guess you are technically correct.
     
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  10. Aug 10, 2024 at 8:28 AM
    OldGuy03

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    they suck. Jealously is a real bitch for a lot of them.

    you said taking pictures. But what you should be focusing on is selling them.
     
  11. Aug 10, 2024 at 8:39 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    th (24).jpg
     
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    The crew on here is nothing short of completely awesome! I love that rescue pup!
     
  13. Aug 10, 2024 at 8:59 AM
    WBW

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    Funny you said this because my Dad, who has amassed some wealth and is a CPA, once told me when I was growing up two things that have stuck with me.

    1) Wealthy people aren't wealthy because they spent it; and,

    2) If you aren't making money while you sleep you'll never be able to truly retire.

    I'm nearing retirement now and have lived by this, sought his guidance numerous times for proper investment placement, and we will retire very comfortably.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    This helped keep my left shoulder in check as some bicep curls will cause it to click/rub if I dont pay attention to it

     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Funerals obviously make people emotional. Maybe he’s got a lot of bad things going on in his life? Possibly that are his fault? Seeing someone with a happy family just triggered the emotions.
     
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    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Well teach me to get busy packing all freaking day. I am 30 some pages behind so no time to get caught up
     
  17. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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    You haven't missed much. The most powerful thing that's happened around here lately is @Tripleconpanna rescued a dog. Now get back to packing.
     
  18. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:15 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Demolition
     
  19. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:16 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Awesome! I was caught up at the dog rescue. I would have kicked that SOB’s ass!!! Most likely would have went to jail because I would have chased the SOB until I caught him. :smack:
     
  20. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:17 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Heck, you're half way there!
     
  21. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:18 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    :mad:....:thumbsup:
     
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  22. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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    Your dad sounds like my brother who is also a CPA. He's always given me advice on investments and planning for the future. Also one of the reason I've always bought used vehicles. His famous line is; why would you buy something new because once you drive it off the lot you've lost money.
     
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    I actually love this joke so much I've retold it to countless people in person. So damn funny.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :rofl:
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Steve Vai wasn't in any bands. He is one of the best virtuoso guitars players to ever grace our presence.

    What a cool gift your son got you @nobodyintexas. Happy Bday.
     
  27. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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    Kuul gift:thumbsup:
     
  28. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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    I made a small edit.....
     
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  29. Aug 10, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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    You just wait
    I have a 401k with employer match so I'm pretty much a financial guru
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Derby
     

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