Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Oh, I can't half ass it. It would be fooking perfeckt if I touched it.

 

You should enter the medical billing industry. But I think with that attitude, you won't get what you're looking for. Good on you.

 

I didn’t know that was a thing. I cracked my head open in Vegas, and the billing definitely was a shit show but it got paid off

 

I want enough to cover my bills, save little, and I want security. I'd take a pay cut for absolute security. I hate the fear that my job can disappear.

 

We would need to "Vote you in"

 

Stay hungry though, there's a lot of money to be made out there

 

That's what we did for my grandpa's funeral. The only reason I wore a tie was because I wanted to wear his tie tack that my grandma gave me.

 

Are there are jobs that can't disappear?

 

Scummy politicians

 

The weatherman

 

Just gotta have a pretty face or something

 

Owning a Funeral Home seems pretty secure.

 

Lowest probability of getting mugged on the train. Govt won’t hack my phone. I will keep the cell turned off, but if I didn’t I wouldn’t get calls for weeks from local scammers.

 

He said can’t disappear, not make things disappear.

 

Used to be a dude.

 

They both appear capable of making sure a carpet matches the drapes.

 

You will own nothing and be completely content w/it.... WE will care for you!!!

 

You guys are a bunch of pervs

PS>>> Anyone else watch Gordo Y Flaca??