Why are there so many non 3rd Gen Tundra owners in the 3rd Gen sections?....

This is embarrassing as hell. I literally had no idea I have 20” wheels until we got the 37s in. No wonder I’m getting curb rash from rocks! I’m kind of pissed but it’s on me for not checking.

37s on 20s is stupid - so is 20” wheels on a pickup. And I have a crewmax. I’m a joke.

@PermaFrostTRD @Breathing Borla @hagrid

 

Put some bullet holes in the door to draw the eye away from those Downe's Syndrome wheels.

 

If you keep talking like that to me I will rage quit again.

@GODZILLA can I get my account deleted so I can return as Dumbledore?

 

Faux bullet hole stickers are more apropos than real bullet holes for a crew max on 20” rims.

 

Are you guys making fun of those dope AF 20" rimz Toyo blessed us with?
I mean, c'mon now, I realize they're a little on the small side, and real off roader bros only have 24's or bigger, but cut us some slack would ya? We're trying here.
Gotta go find those bullet hole stickers on AMZ now.....

 

Don’t forget the nutz hanging on the tow hitch.

 

I can join you in this: I have 20" wheels with tiny 34" tires! Not a great look for the land barge longer bed crew max.

However, it looks great in the Starbucks drive-thru.

I am going for something like this:

 

I saw a clapped out Ram 2500 in town the other day with tow hitch nuts the size of small basketballs.

“That checks out,” was my immediate thought.

 

was gonna post the average dog is smarter than the average person, but I like yours better.

 

Is it really that easy? I can triumph were so many pine saplings have failed?

 

You are a pine sapling.

 

loooooooooooooololololol!!

 

The best part is that he's not even looking at you like you're a threat to taking his woman away from him.

PS: come back to the live thread with your wisdom. Your emojis aren't cutting it for good banter.

 

Cats too, or more-so even

 

Cats are usually bastards, but that is still better than the average person.

 

It's gonna take a little more than begging and pleading

PS>>> You're right... I should've just walked over there and said, 'Come on sweetie; you're sitting at our table now... oh and bring the pup w/you'

 

I was trying to drown myself in Caniapiscau reservoir https://maps.app.goo.gl/HkC9KrnLjivWTJtH9 Apparently 13 ft long canoes and 31 MPH wind gusts are not compatible. Boating in complete darkness, in waves running over the outboard engine [*] is great, but I'm glad I did it back in one piece. I really thought I'm not gonna make it a couple of times.

Speaking about Tundras: have seen a few gen3s on Route Du Nord, but apparently they are afraid of going into the real wilderness - the Trans-Taiga road. There up north have seen only a couple of 4Runners, Tacomas (all V6), old reliable Fords and GMs, and a huge load of fleet GM that Hydro Quebec uses. Oh, and a dead RAM on the lash behind the Ford. Tee-hee, looser!

Also the best engine ever is not 3UR-FE, but Suzuki DF2.5! Water and dirt in fuel tank, carburetor submerged in water - gives no shit and keeps chugging.

[*] because the satellite weather forecast for the full next week was even bleaker. I was totally unprepared for a week of cold, wind and rain. Do it now or die.

 

My dad's been running a Suzuki 140 hp outboard on his boat since 1986.

 

Cold? In August?

 

In August it may start snowing up there... I remember one night at the end of August when it snowed.

This is in Celsius.

 

Up here it gets cold and dark in the evenings in August.

 

Naked and afraid.?.

 

This seems to be the main reason we probably won't invade.

 

It is. Sun goes down, black flies go down. This is a big deal for those living there up north =)

 

So when are you coming up to the lake for a beer?

 

I'll add it to my list

 

We had a storm move through last night so we have a cold front giving us a little break

 

With a raging boner.

 

Ha, I’m in your neck of the woods today !