Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

This. I hope we hold our ground too.

 

Ugh. Just got my pay stub. Either I dumbassed it or the webpage glitched and didn't have me logged in for 3 days worth of pay. 36 hours (including all of my OT) short on the paycheck.

 

yeah but,....did you deserve it?

 

Here we go again. A bit less than a half tank when I filled it.







PS: I paid cash so I did get a small discount from what is shown.

 

We have more weed smokers than cigarette smokers out here. Probably by a factor of 2-3.

But yes, that chit is gross too

 

SOB.
Payroll didn't catch it?

 

Pin-striped the truck today, but had a decent short hike

 

They don't know what hours anyone works.

 

Not at good as Costco…

 

Neither are. How can you? I'm sadly disappointed. At a total loss for words.

 

Also a no. I'll have to shed some tears for you two.

 

"I would cry for you but real men don't."

 

That’s young man juice. Come talk to me when you reach your 40’s. Just looking at that stuff gives me a headache…

 

Exactly. I'm crying for them. They aren't drinking men's drinks. So I'll do my best at faking it.

 

This is dozer, Django had big shoes to fill.
The last two pics are from his best lasts, his ashes were spread near that big stump in the second picture. He was about 95#+ in his prime, valley fever got him in the end. He helped raise both my boys and was a gentle soul. Pregnancy walks around the hood, we would just flop the leash over his back and he would walk himself and wouldn’t get distracted at all. The moment we saw Django’s pic on a Toyota group, me and my old lady both text each other “ew!” Dozers little twin!

 

After watching the Olympics I was seriously thinking about taking up pole vaulting, till I realized I could never possibly win, if you know what I mean.

 

You’d get hung up on the bar?

 

I’d still lose…

 

No, its just that I'm old and a terrible athlete.