Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Flying in the acute hypotaneus for nation no debit?

 

No, it’s an anomaly. When he bought it, it was one of the original farm houses in the area. Two story white clapboard. To the right are four houses from the early 1900s. Updated but not like that.

We know the people a few doors down. They said he was going door to door offering to buy their houses. They said he's from NJ and owns a gym chain, I don't remember which one. I think he might be mafia as do some of his neighbors.

He does have a really cool, out of place, life sized carved wood statue of a yeti at his driveway entrance. If I remember I'll get a picture next time I'm passing there.

 

That's not a flight formation. But they are blue angles.

 

Welcome neighbor.

 

everyone knows "a beer" is a mythical quantity. It doesn't exist in real life.

 

Yeah I’ve never come across just “a beer” in my life

 

It’s like this,
“I’m gonna go grab A beer from the cooler, y'all want ONE?”
and again, 9 minutes later…

really officer, I just stopped for A beer!

 

Phuk. Leevn it. Iz erned dat.

 

they get to see the blue Angels all the time down here on the Alabama/Florida gulf coast. I guess their base is close by and they practice around here.

 

and I'm having A beer right now

 

Hmm, it does sound like an opportunity. Extra Occupancy Rental House. Maybe mixed use with a commercial use added.

 

Are you near the Floribama bar? That place was pretty cool, a long time ago. Not sure if it still is.

 

not sure, but the problem wouldn't be if the bar is there, or cool.
I'm not cool enough to go to a bar.

 

I don’t believe that for a second.

 

I'm up in Blakeley state park.
probably a good hour+ to the beaches just west of Pensacola, FL.

 

I did have a really nice steak dinner at a place called Jesse's in orange beach on Tues. basically the area that says gulf shores on the map pic above.

 

I believe that, correctly speaking, its:
“I zerned dat”

 

I forgot my bottle coozie at home and forgot to get one the last 2 times I was at Walmart since here.
had to go into survival mode and MacGyver a coozie together.
beer gets warm in 30 sec, even in the AC.

 

Werd

 

How’s the mew trailer treating you!?

 

you'd be amazed at what you're capable of when trying to survive in the wild.

 

not bad, it's a cheap one, needs some mods and shoring up, but no fat chicks yet, so it hasn't earned that title yet.

 

Bad ass.....

 

A beer.

 

I was gonna get a tub of Vaseline and lather up the outside for the trip home.
that air will just slip right on over and I can hypermile that shit.