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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:01 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    my biggest issue so far, besides it being 170* and 114% humidity,
    little ankle bitters, the size of a speck of pepper.
     
  2. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:02 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Z1 Offroad is coming out with a supercharger soon. Waiting for pricing. Snorkel is available and a tune is now offered. All in house. Z1 Offroad is a spinoff of Z1 Motorsports. Famous in the NISSAN Z sports car world. I've already spent some serious $ with Z1. Plenty of NISMO goodies coming out. If I had the $$$$ I'd own a new Takumi GTR.:thumbsup:
     
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  3. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:03 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Not anymore.....
     
  4. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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    Bats are awesome.
     
  5. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:06 AM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    They have some, but they're still a bit behind, aren't they?
     
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  6. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:07 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    careful,....he sounded triggered....
     
  7. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:07 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Nice! You gonna get that thing out in the trees around here soon?
     
  8. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:08 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    (you know how those Nissan people are)
     
  9. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:14 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Not too many axle/diff options like the Jeep has. Been around forever. There's not much I can't get that is out there for a Taco. Plenty of suspension offerings, Skid plates. I know of at least 6 companies offering full skids now. My gen has only been out 3 years and the good shit is finally showing up. Sales have warranted the aftermarket support and is now catching up. Most brands of suspensions mentioned here for example are now available, including King!
     
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  10. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:16 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I'm out and about almost every weekend in the high country from when the snow drifts melt away until snow hits in the Fall. No mall crawler here! Above the trees. Ha
     
  11. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:16 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  12. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:19 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Nice! I can't wait to have some more free time to get out and about, it seems to be in short supply as of late
     
  13. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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    I occasionally visit the Frontier Forum. They love their little Frontiers and think they are built tough as nails. I'm a believer now too, considering my last three trucks were an 09 Taco, 07 Tundra, and a 14 Tundra. Not a fan boy to any brand.:thumbsup:
     
  14. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:19 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Does that batt have an afro!?
     
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  15. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:21 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I've got some off grid property near Ft Garland. Some decent wheeling around there. Medano Pass is close.
     
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  16. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    WTF did I just waste my reading time on

    One of you , @Tripleconpanna keeps making proposition's he can't keep...:p

    And @GODZILLA is actually paying attention to WTF people THINK..:notsure::yay:

    F@@K"EM all.....

    Canadians will be Canadians and Adam will Love/Hate the "New Ride" in time....

    Carry on...:hattip:
     
  17. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Get dafuk out of my head. Electric parking brake and tailgate are fucking worthless, added complexity. Both are annoying.

    Open and drop the tailgate? Nah, let’s do it electronically with cab chimes and let it take 3x as long. It is like really long personal voicemails when you start yelling “just give me the fucking chime”
     
  18. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:24 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    yeah,....so,....funny story...
    there was another spider between 2 trees by the road. took a walk over to see if it was still there (it was much smaller than the other one). as I was looking to my left, being cautious,....I walked right into the web of this guy
    KIMG0492.jpg KIMG0494.jpg
    so, after I picked off the webbing and the smaller male that was on me and realized she was still there, I grabbed a paper plate so the camera would focus.
    while I was paying attention to the spider, I almost stepped in this,
    KIMG0493.jpg
    that would not have been a funny story.
     
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  19. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:29 AM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    I was wondering if you might have received a Mushroom delivery from @TILLY ......

    Your psychedelic color explanations were WOW.. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: :cool:

    Need information on the "New ways" of enjoying outdoor Life :thumbsup: :fistbump:
     
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  20. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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  21. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:52 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  22. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Hire one of these kids to lay on your hood and spit gas into the intake.

    th (23).jpg
     
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  23. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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  24. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:56 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  25. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:56 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Fine... :censored:

    After this post, it's back to emojis only in this thread :mad:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Yeah, those are nice. My FIL is always dropping the tailgate on his 2011 F150. :rofl:
     
  28. Jul 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Either that or the broccoli top that’s pretty popular with the bat teens these days :rofl:
     
  29. Jul 30, 2024 at 8:05 AM
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    Z1 Offroad's engineering group is top notch. They reviewed and dyno tested most of the aftermarket CAI's. Garbage. They said they could do better and do it right. I bought their "air induction system" which is required to be used with their Harrop if so desired. "10whp and 8tq spread across the entire powerband"! See the video and dyno tests. They have their own in house test facility. No one has done this before except the Z1 Motorsports gurus I believe with CAI engineering.

    2022+ Frontier Cold Air Intake by Z1 Off-Road (z1offroad.com)
     
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  30. Jul 30, 2024 at 8:11 AM
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    dont forget to tint the winows/windshield so dark that eye contact with others is not possible. Good for at least 30hp.
     
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