Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Everything is edible... The question is, 'will it kill you'??

 

Thank you for sharing this and your moral boosting perspective. Sorry I meant morel boosting, my bad.

Much appreciated!




Morale

 

Morel

 

@RichterScale

I think they're asking for you over in another thread... 27

 

if I had a large enough out building for tools/shop, I could live in this.
not high end quality, but I could make it work with a few minor adjustments.

 

The fridge... Beer and Boost

 

just like the trailer.
everything I need and nothing I don't.

 

plus, I like alliteration

 

WTF??? Put down the bottles w/the blue top and make yourself some coffee!!!

 

I'll give y'all a min to look that word up......

 

Boost / Beer

I'm not seeing it

 

al·lit·er·a·tion
noun

1. the occurrence of the same letter or sound at the beginning of adjacent or closely connected words.
   "the alliteration of “sweet birds sang”"

Beer and Boost.

 

Oh.. I didn't know it was also simply the same letter. I thought it was only same sound... My bad, you win

 

actually, you're right. but throw me a bone on this one.

 

"closely connected words"
Beer and Boost.
I dunno,... they're only a few inches apart in the fridge.
that's pretty close.

 

Don’t eat

 

Don’t eat

 

Eat as often as you can

 

TWSS

 

Regarding their/they’re/there and break/brake and its/it’s and your/you’re/yore…

I think the one that bothers me the most is

“Just breath”

IT’S BREATHE. Just breathe. Breathe is pronounced breeeethe, and the end of the word is pronounced like lathe; breath is pronounced like bread.

I feel better now.

 

My wife and her mother in law insist on using "bath" as a verb.

IT'S BATHE!

 

There are some good one's, though. My grandson was 3-ish and was trying to imitate his dad. He wanted to facetiously express disappointment at his dinner and exclaimed 'What is this heck?'. That's a thing in our house now.

 

On an Escalade, no surprise there..