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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Best engine for a truck

  1. Big NA V-8

    20 vote(s)
    55.6%
  2. Big turbo V-8

    3 vote(s)
    8.3%
  3. Big SC'ed V-8

    12 vote(s)
    33.3%
  4. Small turbo V-6

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Small turbo I-6

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  6. I don't use my truck for truck stuff, so electric

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  7. There’s someone drunk posting in here tonight

    1 vote(s)
    2.8%
  1. Jul 25, 2024 at 2:33 PM
    1lowlife

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    Can someone please tell me what is putting the mud-like dirt spots on the back porch everything?
    We just cleaned the fan off last weekend.
    My wife thinks it is the geckos, but I don't think that's it.
    I comes right off, but WTF is it and what is putting it there?
    TIA..


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  2. Jul 25, 2024 at 2:36 PM
    1lowlife

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    General E..:eek2:
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    Could be Gecko poop.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Sorry, I guess I'm stupid.
     
  5. Jul 25, 2024 at 2:44 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Probably would have been better buddies if you were still Green Thunder... :boink:
     
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    I went to the doctor the other day and he said you've got to stop masturbating.
    I asked why?
    He said because I'm trying to examine you.
     
  7. Jul 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 923000 miles to go

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    We’re practically twins!
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    Even scarier, they share the same stall :eek::duh:


    :devil::devil::devil::devil:
     
  9. Jul 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It must have been a joke I am too young to understand
     
  10. Jul 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM
    GODZILLA

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    You don't know what AM and FM radio is, or do you not know the difference in AM and PM times?
     
  11. Jul 25, 2024 at 4:38 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Oh. Wow. Lol. I hate it.
     
  12. Jul 25, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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    My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.


    But only for a minute. The librarian told me to take it out.
     
  13. Jul 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    why didn't y'all tell me Buc-ee's was a small city/wonderland and not a chain of small gas station/convenience stores?
    and yes, I've been in Alabama for 20 min and I say y'all now.
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  14. Jul 25, 2024 at 4:56 PM
    GODZILLA

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    @Azblue usually sends out pamphlets on Buc-ee's. Perhaps yours was lost in the mail?
     
  15. Jul 25, 2024 at 4:57 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    My state actually is getting or perhaps already got a buc-ees and I'm going to have to visit it
     
  16. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Oh, so you'll go visit a gas station but not Sean? Wait.... you're going there for the beaver! Ok, sorry @T-Rex266 I'd choose beaver over visiting you, too!
     
  17. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    One is doable in one day of driving both there and back, one is not!
     
  18. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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    Oh, so now Sean isn't even "doable?" Harsh, bruh. Harsh.
     
  19. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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    So, aside from the gas station paradise, how's the trip going? Good times with the kiddos? You find your dream trailer?
     
  20. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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  21. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
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  22. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes
     
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  23. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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    :laugh:
     
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  24. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:11 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Not even mad, but idc for buc-ee’s. Just an overhyped gas station imo.
     
  25. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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    :yes:
     
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  26. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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    Ok, I need more info on the Punt Gun VS Bulletproof glass video. Sounds interesting. Is it the Slomo guys?
     
  27. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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    I was looking at that and the iron thing.
     
  28. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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    Dammit, that would make my wife correct..:mad:
    I don't want that..:(
     
  29. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  30. Jul 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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    Place some garlic on top or around that fan..see if that does the trick. No, they aren’t vampires but I don’t think they’re a fan of that or mothballs
     
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