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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 17, 2024 at 12:20 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    We prefer the term “dirty”…:D:mudding:
     
  2. Jul 17, 2024 at 12:37 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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  3. Jul 17, 2024 at 12:44 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Oof…I need a bag of ice now. Having painful flashbacks of 8th grade math class
     
  4. Jul 17, 2024 at 12:54 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Had a teach that looked like her?
     
  5. Jul 17, 2024 at 1:08 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Yum
     
  6. Jul 17, 2024 at 2:05 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Freshman English Lit in my case....
     
  7. Jul 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Nope...was just a boring class with a fugly teacher so my thoughts would drift off and suddenly I was fighting a...
     
  8. Jul 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    My English Lit teacher was new in town, young, single, and wore short miniskirts. Small town. Parents finally got wind of that. Teacher was canned. Damnit!
     
  9. Jul 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I wore sweat pants to school in 7th grade once.

    once.
     
  10. Jul 17, 2024 at 2:38 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Heck, that's business casual for Gen Z's
     
  11. Jul 17, 2024 at 3:22 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Wait... are you young enough that you were in 8th grade and Gina Carano was a hotty?! Am I older than you?
     
  12. Jul 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    I had a young (22+/-) Hispanic algebra teacher my sophomore year in high school. She wore short skirts and was smoking hot! I spanked her backside one day as she walked by and she sent me to the dean. Instead, I went to a counselor and sang a good song about being miserable and mistreated. I got off with just picking up trash after school for a week. I have no doubt that dean would have had me suspended or worse…:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  13. Jul 17, 2024 at 3:26 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    And the messed up part is if she had given you what you wanted, she'd be locked up and on a list.
     
  14. Jul 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Yeah, right? Teenage boys need comfort too!
     
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    Bprose

    Bprose Old member

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    Nah, maybe fired and probation. She was a teacher, teaching. If it was a male teacher, yes, locked up.
    So, we’ve talked about teacher crushes, how about horrible teachers.
    In 10th grade my algebra teacher totally changed my view on school. Math came easy, teach called me up to solve problem on chalk board (yes, chalk board). Solved it without showing my work. Teach said I was wrong. Other kid got same answer but showed work. Got praise from teach.
    Learned a lifelong lesson about institutions.
    History teacher was cute though
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Tired from tearing apart a large stuffed animal in the loft

     
  17. Jul 17, 2024 at 4:56 PM
    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266

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    Needed it because uhhhh to replace the anode rod in the water heater this weekend (wife and kids will be out of state so something to do) and I can only have Milwaukee, not something cheaper of course
     
  19. Jul 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Of course. :rofl:
     
  20. Jul 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    You are way younger than me. Is that who the picture was? I don’t know her name. It just made me feel young again. But I was at work with ugly people on a “lunch-n-learn” call with a dork rambling about a mathematical equation to help predict how an idiot pilot will react during an emergency. :pccoffee:
     
  21. Jul 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Lol
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Did you make it out to T-Mobile park today? ;)
     
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    T-Rex266

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    And that is if my shoulder allows me too…it’s acting up like a disobedient step child again…sent a message to the surgeon.
     
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    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    stuffed animal probably gave her a dirty look.
    had it comin if you ask me.
     
  26. Jul 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    fukn smug, lazy stuffed animals.
    piss me off.
     
  27. Jul 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Ya, fuck those stuffed animals!
     
  28. Jul 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    You do what? :eek::eek2:o_O
     
  29. Jul 17, 2024 at 7:51 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    No clue what you are talking about. But there are very few things that will get me into Seattle.

    Aren’t you headed my way today? Hope your drive was better than mine. 4.25hrs to drive ~110 milesIMG_5185.jpg
     
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    I said what I said!
     

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