Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I'm just trying to help new members Casey.
I give and I give until I can't give anymore..

 

I used to like trying to diagnose a members problems here based on my own experiences, but now I think twice because I don't want to be labeled a hatemonger or even worse.

 

Fuck 'em Tilly..
Fuck 'em all..

 

Yeah?
Quit doing that shit
You can lead a horse to water and all those old sayings
Eventually the good ones figure out how to swim and end up in the good threads where they can hang with the rest of us…
And the twat waffles drown and don’t come back.

 

Well
I’d probably …. both of them
Just once

 

So I was a bigger sucker than you, I gave them 3 times that.
You'd think I'd would be have been gone when the crazy pussy dwindled out..

 

Whoa,

Y'all being too serious for me tonight..

I have to drive tomorrow luckily or I would be into this to "keep up....



Have a Good night all

 

When I drank tequila, that was it.
Good night Brother.
I've got 4 more days left of a 2 week vacation.

I should probably crash as well before I do something to get myself a time out..

 

All's Well That Ends Well...
All my bitching tonight for nothing, problem solved..



Well, he's still a dumb fuck..

 

This is true. Its been fairly quiet here since the Historic Great Purge of June, the year of our Lord 2024.

 

I’m kinda surprised the 1st gens haven’t chimed in more with helpful comments

 

I have much to learn.


Later Gents..

 

Naw were just quietly enjoying our bearings and doing truck stuff I guess

 

Ignore button is my friend.

 

OK, a little off topic my internet friends. Getting a bit closer to death because of my lifestyle and prolonged view of having fun and not looking back. The wife a few Months ago requested us taking a tablespoon of virgin olive oil before bed every night for health benefits. Anyone else here do this? I feel pretty good.

 

Problem solved. Get the v8 and don't look back.

 

this thread has a topic?

 

also, I hear olive oil is more effective in suppository form.

 

turkey baster

 

Pick the lighter colored one. The pecker tracks will be too noticeable on the darker shade.

 

this sucks to hear but also good to know when to find your space when you need it.

Twat waffle. I fucking love this. Maybe because I like to eat twat waffles.

they're too smart to become entangled in that kinda bullshit.

 

Yes.

 

Wait, Toyota's already putting out a 4th Gen WTF????

 

I think someone's missing a few steps in the process of this being beneficial

https://www.mouthhealthy.org/en/all-topics-a-z/oil-pulling

 

cannon fodder / karma type post:

2 months ago, our HOA jumped my shit because I put an Arlo Camera in the common space across the street from our house @ Lake Conroe. it was awesome - we could watch the house from across the street. hidden in a tree - NOBODY could see it.

well, some communist punk bitch logged a complaint. so, we took it down. begrudgingly.

well, hurricane Beryl hit & all the homes in our area lost power for 3 days.

except our empty lake house. the 22kw Generac worked like a champ.

we went up yesterday thinking it failed* & would have to throw away the 3 large boxes of drumsticks in the freezer.
nope - everything was in perfect shape. <yes, I sat on the back porch, looking at the lake, eating a vanilla caramel drumstick.>


and the people that dimed us out about the camera....had to sit at home in the heat.


karma is a bitch.


I don't wish bad things on anyone.
but I sure smile when folks reap what they sow.
we would have gladly offered our little place to them, but they chose poorly.


* we thought it failed because we could no longer see the cameras...well, that was because fiber internet dropped out.