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  1. Jun 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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    I’ve used a lot of those
     
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    Having unplanned beers with the wife. That’s leading to unplanned sushi… stay tuned for pics
     
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    IMG_5001.jpg
     
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  4. Jun 17, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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    Well, I told myself today I was gonna hit X reps on the hack squat as last week I missed it by 3. I tried twice. The first set my knee told me to back tf off, now. I said nah. I did it again…now it’s really squishy and painful since (0800). Guess I’ll go get an MRi now :rolleyes:
     
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  5. Jun 17, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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    Phuk me. Now we are ordering 6 more rolls for the kids. Need me some OT!
     
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  6. Jun 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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    Consider it a late Father’s Day gift to urself lol
     
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  7. Jun 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Yum
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    That's a lot of bait, when is the big fishing trip?
     
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    Don’t get me started… I have been dreaming of one lately
     
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    You are at that age where you can listen to your body or make a Dr appt.

    The choice is yours
     
    Blue Thunder, Jun 17, 2024
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  11. Jun 17, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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    Idk if this is related or not to the injury.

    IMG_0671.jpg
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Na, new strain of Covid. It's always the Covids
     
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    I fucking knew it
     
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    IMG_5004.jpg

    And dessert…IMG_5005.jpg
     
    Blue Thunder, Jun 17, 2024
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  15. Jun 17, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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    Time to shave?o_O
     
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    Nah a few more days until it’s gorilla hair again. Vicious cycle
     
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    And now I wait to see how @Tripleconpanna twistz diz zhit.
     
    Blue Thunder, Jun 17, 2024
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Legendary meal tonight! :bowdown:
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    It'z gonna be real good :laugh:
     
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    You're almost 40 brah! :boink:
     
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    That second batch is for the 3 teenagers I'm feeding tonight...
     
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    You better make a dent in those Oreos though!
     
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    All I can see is that you're long overdue for a shave. That stubble is horrendous.


    Edit: @Green Thunder beat me to the punch...
     
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    He'll find a way. And yes it will be far fetched as well as imply that his logic and reasoning is sound and not the geriatric Alzheimer's that we see it as.
     
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    I gave up dessert this year...so I just had 3.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You should try sugaring instead :hattip:
     
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    Is that the cousin to scissoring??
     
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    Not. Googling. That.
     
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    It could be shingles :notsure:
     
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    See this right here is why I can't be serious w/you fools; anytime I try to give sound advice, I get this BS...

    GT: Get your balls back from your wife and search sugaring, or better yet, ask her... she'll know WTH I"m talking about.

    NWBP: No, I was offering sound advice; again search that shit...
     
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