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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Nice! Is there a speed bag?
     
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  2. Jun 7, 2024 at 5:12 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Sounds familiar… was turned away by my mother at birth and went home with my grandparents and lived with them until I was about 5-6. Then my mother decided she wanted me but my grandmother wanted nothing to do with it. She took me out of state, hid for a while then they caught us and I went into a foster home for a years. One home to another fighting everyday (St. Louis) on the playground as a new kid.

    I believe character was built by the events in my life but one thing is for sure, I never trust anyone without them earning it.

    My grandmother was in a physical and mental position I have never seen her when I got the call to get to the hospital in the next state. After I seen her I prayed in the chapel before I left for them to take her, she was ready and tired of the abuse (long story). Your grandmother is very lucky to have you has hers. :hattip:
     
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  3. Jun 7, 2024 at 5:56 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    So, you have a chick for a pilot, is she hot?
     
  4. Jun 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Landed a few ago
     
  5. Jun 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Probably. Didn’t pay much attention to it. They have more inside
     
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  6. Jun 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Had*
    Meh. Maybe 5/10
     
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  7. Jun 7, 2024 at 6:36 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I'll be the judge of the hotness rating. Next time I expect pics.
     
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  8. Jun 7, 2024 at 6:38 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I was aggravated with her, so didn’t care to take any.
     
  9. Jun 7, 2024 at 6:48 PM
    Azblue

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    Don't be selfish, think of the bigger picture that is possibly giving me and the greater Tundras community the opportunity to perv on a possibly hot pilot.
     
  10. Jun 7, 2024 at 7:46 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I told my wife that her underwear was too tight and revealing.


    She said then stop wearing them.
     
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  11. Jun 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hopefully you weren't throwing all of your dad jokes at her... :facepalm:

    JK... that's actually a really good pic of the two of you, and I'm glad you went to visit, chat a bit, and share some good laughter together :thumbsup:
     
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  12. Jun 7, 2024 at 7:51 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:

    Now that's a great dad joke :fistbump:
     
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  13. Jun 7, 2024 at 7:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yeah, cuz a little bit of crazy can definitely bump that score up a few points.... :D
     
  14. Jun 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    If you don't have someone w/good software for photo editing, PM me w/the original, and I can have my wife clean it up for you... The original 'raw' file would give her the most flexibility to work with (over JPG, etc.)...
     
  15. Jun 7, 2024 at 8:22 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I’ll shoot it over to u
     
  16. Jun 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
    RainMan_PNW

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  17. Jun 7, 2024 at 9:55 PM
    French Avocado

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    I have long threatened to write a book about air travel experiences but it might be too traumatic to relive them.
     
  18. Jun 7, 2024 at 10:56 PM
    OldGuy03

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    This is exactly why you chose to go see her. Thanks for sharing this with us. Even though this process is for you we are here for you if you ever need it.
     
  19. Jun 8, 2024 at 12:29 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    TL;DR. Looks like I missed stories about delayed flights and grandmothers.

    Came home to leaves and crap stuck to the vehicles after the big storms last week. Was out washing first thing this morning!
     
  20. Jun 8, 2024 at 8:07 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Welcome back!
    Yeah, we had 50mph winds and heavy rain over here
     
  21. Jun 8, 2024 at 9:31 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Kinda crazy for June. But now spring is here finally
     
  22. Jun 8, 2024 at 10:40 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I requested a refund or voucher as technically fuel was “in their control”. The flights alone cost me $1500. The auto reply said it’ll take up to 30 days to review the case
     
  23. Jun 8, 2024 at 11:45 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Shes nice and warm again.

     
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  25. Jun 9, 2024 at 10:10 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I almost cancelled this client this morning, but it’s a good distraction, challenge, and therapy for interior. Let me see what magic I can do for him.

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    How in hell do you get a headliner that dirty?
     
  27. Jun 9, 2024 at 11:27 AM
    Leo's first

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  28. Jun 9, 2024 at 12:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Idk, but this carpet is the toughest (stubborn) carpet I’ve worked on yet
     
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  29. Jun 9, 2024 at 12:32 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    challenge?

    how about a work truck that sees 15 Mexicans a week

    we had it detailed right before the insurance inspection- that dude was pissed

    We paid him well

    some folks genuinely don’t give a shit about other people’s shit

    cost of biz I guess
     
  30. Jun 9, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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    I ordered a rhino rack for my topper last week and it has been delayed for 4 days now. I wish I could be installing this right now. I'm sitting inside doing nothing but cruising the forum and web instead. Maybe I'll motivate some friends to go boating instead.
     

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