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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by articdesert, Jun 3, 2024.

  1. Jun 3, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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    articdesert

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    articdesert [OP] Will work for truck parts

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    Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
    They put me in an ICU.

    in all seriousness, waiting for my wife to go into labor with our daughter. Wish me luck boys
     
    articdesert, Jun 3, 2024
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  2. Jun 3, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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    Congratulations!! There's nothing like a daughter to keep you grounded, but at the same time drive you absolutely up the wall. Good luck!
     
    brhodea, Jun 3, 2024
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  3. Jun 3, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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    Jim LE 1301

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    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :fingerscrossed: Good luck and hopefully it's not too long of labor.
     
    Jim LE 1301, Jun 3, 2024
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  4. Jun 3, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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    gosolo

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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    Do you think it’s true that god gives us daughters to punish us for being teenage boys?
     
    gosolo, Jun 3, 2024
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    articdesert

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    articdesert [OP] Will work for truck parts

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    Man I hope not. I already see so much of me in the boy so he’s gonna be a wild child. If my daughter is here as my punishment for things I did she’s becoming a nun
     
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  6. Jun 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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    ZappBrannigan

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    ZappBrannigan The mind is willing but the flesh is weak

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    Good luck bud! Child birth was the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. That was the day I learned what toughness actually is and woman have it in spades.

    Also, congratulations!
     
    ZappBrannigan, Jun 3, 2024
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  7. Jun 3, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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    2mchfun Cool story, but did your new TTV6 tow a shuttle?

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    Good luck brother! I so miss those pig tail days! You both enjoy that precious little princess! Be sure to pour on the accolades & take plenty of pictures as she grows up.:thumbsup:
     
    2mchfun, Jun 3, 2024
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    Y0TA PR0

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    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Congratulations!
     
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  9. Jun 3, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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    She’s out guys. Didn’t take long at all. Thanks for the warm wishes
     
    articdesert, Jun 3, 2024
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    Wooohooo!!! Congratulations to you guys! Don't take too much advice from random strangers, but lots of folks will want to share the moment with you guys; make sure to keep some of it for just the three of you and enjoy the beginning of an adventure.
     
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    Congratulations and best of luck, bud. Enjoy every moment with your little girl!
     
    Mater, Jun 3, 2024
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    Congratulations.
     
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    Congratulations ❤️
     
    Jim LE 1301, Jun 4, 2024
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    :cheers:
     
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    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    Congrats!
    My sweet wife delivered all of ours naturally while crushing my hand in hers. I’ll never forget it
     
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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Congratulations!
     
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    Bakershack Critical of Noncritical Thinkers

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    Congratulations! I hope Mom and daughter are happy and healthy!
     
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    Congrats! They’re blessings:thumbsup:
    My second grand is coming tomorrow.
     
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    Congrats!
     
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