1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

Wasn't supposed to be a long bed, but beggers can't be choosers

 

Yeah and according to the measurements we got it back within like 1/4" of where the SOS kit alone had it

 

Don't you love when you go look at a "fixer upper" home and plastered on the doors are the signs "condemned by the local department of health".

I should've taken pics but it just appears like a pissed off tenant trashed the place with water damage on the floor of the living room and one of the side rooms with the stacked washer/dryer. Both the kitchen sink and bathroom sink/toilet are covered in what looks like the remnants of leftover raw sewage dried up.

A steal for ONLY $335K. Jeez.

 

What's your setup?

 

The front is just the SOS kit with Bilstein 4600 shocks.
The rear is a bit of a messy beast.
We swapped out the old flattened 2wd leaf packs for my lower mile 06 4wd leaf pack with progressive AALs, no overload. Then we used a 1 inch lift block as a lowering block. So the truck's ass is stout. Which will be good for towing and cornering. I still need to get my 4.10 gears installed. Maybe in August.

But I'm already making plans to swap in the proper fitting 1/2 inch lowering block from SOS and I want to squeeze one more leaf into the leaf packs.

 

So, was it just his balls that hung low

 

I SEE ROTATION! goin green....

 

Nadies are afraid of gunfire, just empty a few mags into it.

 

We had a swim coach/guard that would always flop out sittin on the starting blocks, James….. like wtf dude seriously?! I also had a traumatic experience when I was doing 8< my Speedo was way to small and the ties from the waist ended up fraying and sticking out near my balls…….. my aunt was like omg what’s going on down there?!?

 

I was about to mention it could be cause the tenants did something to backup sewage into the home. Heard stories of cement down the lines and everything in the past.

Nothing a little elbow grease lifting a gas can to burn the place down wouldn’t fix tho

 

Old lifeguard trick

 

I'm still waiting to hear back why it was condemned. I'm really curious even though I'm not interested.

 

That’s what you get for wearing speedos

 

Think the sewage you mentioned is why… one sizable backup into a home and there really isn’t any coming back from that. Worse than mold, shit covered mold

 

I find it hard to believe a man of your stature has never worn a speedo………. That’s like sayin you never worn a Vneck……..

 

That's the time the swim class should get together and make a donation box for him with the phrase "scrotal lift donations" on it.

 

Lol. Well played sir, well played

 

I'd be bringing sexy back in a speedo.
I don't think you're ready for that jelly.

 

V neck & speedo combo

 

Genius.

 

Careful now

 

Only for when I get to the pool and when I leave. While there, my nips need to breathe

 

Separate garments or all in one?

 

One of course

 

Veedo?

 

Isn’t that what Borat wore?

 

Technically yes? But I think we could improve, with a deep neck speedo…….

 

Hey now!

 

Any deeper and the frank will be hanging out. IDK about that one.