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  1. May 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    All fo them..:thumbsup:
     
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    Well now we need pics of both. For science.
     
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  3. May 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Dad?

    Use your imagination
     
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    What in the weird ass Canadian fuckery is plum sauce?
     
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    Play with his plums and you'll get a shot of plum sauce.
     
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  6. May 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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  7. May 30, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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    Outbound, May 30, 2024
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  8. May 30, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    So you’ve had it? Or just watched?
     
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    It's just my best guess.
     
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  11. May 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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  12. May 30, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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    The "preacher" wanting people to burn in hell.
     
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    Sure it is.
     
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  14. May 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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    I must have missed something lol
     
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    Hey, don't judge me. Once you get passed the taste the money ain't bad!
     
    GODZILLA, May 30, 2024
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    How much we talking?
     
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    Well, it's nothing compared to Moderator money, but I bet you could side hustle it to fund your next tire swap.
     
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    Read the thread. You'll see it.
     
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  19. May 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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    Okay lol I thought you meant f the OP I was like what? Now I see who you were talking about
     
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    Nah, OP is having a bad time already, but even he isn't after the ferd driver. That other guy can get bent. Especially with a name that implies he's Christian. Makes us all look bad.
     
    GODZILLA, May 30, 2024
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    The guy was put into his spot quickly. I was more like ummmm it’s an accident. They didn’t mention DUI
     
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    No Chinese food where where you guys live?
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    No shortage of Chine Dine around here prob 10 within 5 miles of my house
    I will be inquiring about this plumb sauce on my next visit sounds intresting
     
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    Holy chit I needed that laugh… thank you
     
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    Yes. Especially the tart apples. And chunky peanut butter
     
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    Oooooh. I don't think I've ever had chunky PB on an apple. I may have to try this.
     
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    Yes and yes. :fistbump:

    Smooth peanut butter is for kids
     
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    :anonymous:
     
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    Well that was fun

     
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    Looks like a bit of hail. Hopefully nothing was damaged.
     
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