Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

For super important stuff that makes sense, but think about it. Worst case if I lost this account/it got hacked what happens? I create a dupe account and contact the mods immediately to let them know this one was hacked. You guys either nuke it, or lock it up so I can recover it. Hardly the end of the world.

 

Or you get perma banned for having 2 accounts.

 

Sean and Tyler would do that just for the laughs. Chris and Colton probably would too!

 

Pretty sure that intentionally trying to "Trigger" someone on the Internet is now considered a hate crime or something like that, by some people. Reported.

 

Yep.

 

Did Elon make you post that as a condition to remain in the cult since I'm a non-conformist... non-tesla ownin'; fossil fuel burnin'; pedophile hatin'; bud light drinkin'; non-Target shoppin'; meat not plant eatin' (well I eat some plants); refuse to buy crypto investin'; livin' on a fixed income kinda dude

If so, my apologies for your weakness; if you came up w/that shit on your own... well, not bad


PS>>> Anyone know why internet based autocorrect systems (IE>> spell checkers) will no longer autocorrect or even give you a suggestion for how to properly spell pedophile anymore??? Go ahead and test that one by misspelling it and see if the system will give the correction or suggestion if you prompt it to

PPS>>> If I was trying to pick up on a hot chick, it would be a Canadian Hot Chick, and the pick up line would be something like this...

ME: 'Yo... You got a man, eh???'

HER: (Simply shakes her head no)

ME: 'Get in... I'm taking you to Tim Horton's; the Pride of Canada'

HER: (Eagerly jumps in the passenger seat w/o hesitation w/her panties already soaked)

PPPS>>>

 

Could you just swirl the beverage in your mouth and allow it to pass over the various parts of your palette and then spit it out???

 

That'd be some expensive mouthwash...

 

@T-Rex266 how does your kiddo's bike compare to this? (Ignore the cheesy fast forward footage trying to make it look faster than it is)

https://youtu.be/pDravTarQs0

 

That's how most do cigars and 'taste' wine; it would give you an opportunity to sample such things and without 'consumption' you should be able to avoid violating any rules on abstaining

 

Or I can just uphold the spirit of the law and not try to find a work around.

 

I vote for a reach around, they have a bad rap, but have you ever had one?

 

I am the big spoon.

 

Pretty sure he wouldn't know what palette means anyhow.

 

This sounds like no fun.

 

I'll always cheers a beer to you. Beer is for winners.

 

I know a few meanings of palette actually.

As for fun, there is plenty to be had without breaking my rules.

 

As in, you know a Howell Mtn Cab has notes of chocolate?

As long as you don't forget the first rule.
1). Rules are meant to be broken.

 

As in, I understand the concept of a refined palate, but do not possess one myself. Likely due to a fairly dead sense of smell.

Plans and promises are made to be broken. Rules are not.

 

Touché. On both accounts. Much respect for knowing oneself well enough to maintain boundaries with yourself.

 

I try to. Like anyone I'm fallible and fall short at times, but booze scares me. I'm fairly sure if I start drinking it'll ruin me in every way possible.

 

It's a hard balance to maintain that's for sure. Nor is it for everyone. Especially if you want to rip that bike around. Hope your spring is finally turning to summer. Like you, we had a lot of snow and cold in May this year.

 

Yeah, in typical fashion, as soon as my work week started the weather dried up and is looking to be fairly good. I may use the bike for the next couple days of commuting. Really itching to get out on it more. If these last few storms will move through over the next week I might even get to take it out of state on my days off to visit friends for their son's birthday celebration. It's a good excuse to get out on the bike on familiar roads and just build comfort with it.

 

Nah. Look at @Azblue.
He drinks every day and he turned out fine.

 

Well, I got a solid 20 fuk'n min of sleep tonight.
Probably 'cause @T-Rex266 slept for 17 frickin hrs.
Thanks.