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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  2. May 24, 2024 at 9:34 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Same with airports. When I was young we would dress up for a plane trip. Now a days people seem comfortable in their sports bra and some shorts that their ass just eats right up. WTF happened to being modest? Leave something for my imagination.
     
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  3. May 24, 2024 at 9:53 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Don’t get me started. Sometimes I think I get side eye for wearing denim pants in business class. Wanna tell the sky whore she should look at what is back in the cheap seats.
     
  4. May 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I think I know what casino you talk of. Can only imagine what that place draws in on a Friday night
     
  5. May 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    whores-are-cool.jpg
     
  6. May 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Yep
    And they just opened the “Rock & Brews” bar and stage with some loud cover band playing in there tonight… so all sorts of prime citizenry hanging around that bar.
     
  7. May 25, 2024 at 6:37 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Tried bacon on it's own again today for the first time in a while. Still terrible. Remains an ingredient.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :fistbump: This is why we are friends
     
  9. May 25, 2024 at 7:03 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :smack::smack:
     
  10. May 25, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Second this!
     
  11. May 25, 2024 at 7:33 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Finally got a new grill
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    $199 at the HD actually seems to be pretty good quality
    Headed to Costco to get some burnables
     
  12. May 25, 2024 at 8:20 AM
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    snoope The Old Man

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    WTF are denim pants :notsure::notsure:

    Levi's and Wrangler call them jeans :laser::fistbump::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  13. May 25, 2024 at 8:41 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  14. May 25, 2024 at 8:41 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yeah, my bad. I will put myself in timeout
     
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    :drool:
     
  16. May 25, 2024 at 9:20 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    LarryDangerfield

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    Only $41 a month for 5 years to own a loveseat. Deal.
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    How many times were you dropped as a child? o_O
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I wish I could eat that.
    Only 5 more weeks..:thumbsup:
     
  20. May 25, 2024 at 9:53 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    You must be doing it wrong.
    Are you eating this shit.?

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    Where did the bacon touch him as a child?:confused:
     
  21. May 25, 2024 at 9:55 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Some before as I get after this

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  22. May 25, 2024 at 10:16 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Jeez, when they wash their car do they dry it with sandpaper?:confused::eek2:
     
  23. May 25, 2024 at 10:22 AM
    Azblue

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    My truck is filthy and I really need to wash it. Problem is it's already way too fucking hot. It becomes a battle to wash it before the sun turns it into a coating of water spots in an instant and I always lose this battle. Today I think I might try one of those touchless wash thingys and then bring it home in the garage with the cooler running to finish up. I figure the worst that can happen is that I end up having to wash it anyways and waste $15.
     
  24. May 25, 2024 at 10:40 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Huh... that's weird; in NV you could walk into any compound pharmacy and have it made up w/o script (but they logged it and limited how much and how often they'd dispense.

    Kinda like the old school high-octane nyquil that was kept behind the pharmacy counter... hell, you could even get that at Target Pharmacy :D
     
  25. May 25, 2024 at 10:41 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @RainMan_PNW has a sushi dude at his local Fred Meyer's :laugh:
     
  26. May 25, 2024 at 10:44 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    A couple of days here I wish you would've at least been wearing a sports bra :rofl:

    :nuclear:

    Sorry, couldn't help myself :fistbump:
     
  27. May 25, 2024 at 10:46 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    We're all lucky he didn't call 'em skinnies; which is probably what they are based on where he's from :laugh:
     
  28. May 25, 2024 at 10:47 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hey did you seee that Rent A Center is now renting tires??? :laugh:

    :mudding:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

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