Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Thought that was the grand plan?

 

Ain't nothing grand about it. Just petty vindictiveness.

 

As was our night in Vegas. You never called…

 

Dear god!
That hurts just thinking about it.

 

Yeah, it should include a blister pack of ibuprofen.

 

Or some of that 50/50 tylenol/codeine from north of the border…

 

Oh I believe you, I've seen your attention to detail. You're so ocd and anal if I could afford you I'd have you help me get all my pinstriping off my rig.

 

What in the what? Somebody must've binged the whole breaking bad show. Nuts.

 

So awesome. Proud day for sure!!!

 

I love when I work all day and can't respond to the thread and have to catch up. Here's what happened in my county. Some asshat was speeding on a dirt road in a neighborhood around a corner. He didn't make it. Tow truck, sirens and the whole show.

 

And for some reason Joe Camel had to stop marketing to kids. But they get away with this...

 

I'm really starting to get concerned over the flagrant lack of debauchery happening around here lately.

 

Compound pharmacies will still do it here...

 

Yes
With an Rx
It was over the counter up there when I was younger

 

It’s been a little while…

 

My favorite protein. You make it at home or go out? Looks delish.

 

Oof. I had a bottle of those back in college. Took two when I jacked up my MCL. My body didn’t let the second one hit my stomach before it threw them back out. My girlfriend (now wife) just stood there wide eyed wondering wtf I was doing

 

Would

 

I would make a reservation tomorrow at that restaurant!

 

Went out.
I’m bacheloring it the past week and a half, and was too busy today to plan dinner. Ran down to the local casino (closest anything to me by about 10 more miles). Watching some very interesting people while I wait - the things people look at in their closet and think, “I’ll wear that out on Friday night” never ceases to amaze me

 

my parents always had a bottle in the house for when someone didn’t go well for one of us boys and she needed to do a proper assessment before determining if we needed to make the 20 mile drive to the ER…

 

As you can tell, I'm among the very few here who despise eating nasty raw seafood. I'm setting my sights on the next generation of things to be offended by, eating bugs to save the planet. Assholes.

 

So ready.

 

Same with airports. When I was young we would dress up for a plane trip. Now a days people seem comfortable in their sports bra and some shorts that their ass just eats right up. WTF happened to being modest? Leave something for my imagination.

 

Don’t get me started. Sometimes I think I get side eye for wearing denim pants in business class. Wanna tell the sky whore she should look at what is back in the cheap seats.

 

I think I know what casino you talk of. Can only imagine what that place draws in on a Friday night