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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 18, 2024 at 3:29 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    My geography teacher asked me to name a country without an R.

    I said no way.
     
  2. May 18, 2024 at 4:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm not rushing to any conclusions but I think there was a chance I hit some bugs on the way home last night
    20240518_080311~2.jpg
     
  3. May 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Thanks, I hate it
     
  4. May 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Glad I could help.
    Especially since I've been pretty down since I lost my e-reader in a hurricane. It just went away.

    Like a kindle in the wind
     
  5. May 18, 2024 at 4:47 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Look at that rusty license plate screw.
     
  6. May 18, 2024 at 4:51 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Lol I know I need to fix that I just have been lazy
     
  7. May 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
    T-Rex266

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    The other screw is catching up to it. Get both stainless…and switch the screws to a torque screw or something so harder for a thief to get
     
  8. May 18, 2024 at 5:13 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Actually was considering trying some sort of black finished screw whether it be like anodized or painted or something just so it would blend in with the plate
     
  9. May 18, 2024 at 5:16 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Cover it with black licorice. Heard it does well
     
  10. May 18, 2024 at 5:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I want to see you try it on your car first and then if it works great let me know :duh::p
     
  11. May 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Just ordered some black ones from Amazon. It was almost twice as much as AutoZone but it's worth paying twice as much just to not have to go in that dumb place
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    I have finished painting and I am sorry to report that I neither fell off the ladder, nor did I spill a bunch of paint on the floor. I guess I just didn't drink enough beers during the process. I apologize and promise to try harder next time.
     
  13. May 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Twelve of you black hearted fools liked that post. Knew we could be friends.
    IMG_4936.jpg
    Guess the garage sale will be like a episode of Storage Wars…
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    :fistbump:
     
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    I already have theft resistant screws in there :p
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Storage Wars? More like Thunder Dome.
     
  18. May 19, 2024 at 7:19 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    What spell do wizards use in the kitchen?


    They cast iron.
     
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    I didn’t know Sylvester Stallone was on his third marriage
    I guess his first one was Rocky
    His second one was Rocky too
     
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    Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

    That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
     
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    Where do math teachers go on vacation?

    Times Square.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    But this one saved it for me
     
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    That was pretty good :laugh:
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    always loved that one.
     
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    NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

    They're calling it the Apollo G.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :frusty: :smack: :smash: :smack:
     
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    What does a mermaid wash her tail with?



    Tide.
     
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    I've just joined a dating site for arsonists.

    I've been sent a lot of matches.
     

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