Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I thought that was how they made their famous Wisconsin Cheddar...

 

WTF,

That was supposed to stay A Hidden Fact...

Like Fight Club ;

Now these young'ns will be buying Rogain & rubbing it on their faces .... and still not understand why...

 

ah yes, that's one of the few Tom Robbins books I've never read. But doesn't surprise me that he went there. His main character is always a female.

One of the best writers and storytellers around. You should give him a try if you read. I'd start with Jitterbug Perfume. I can even send you a copy if you pm me your mailing address.

 

Depends on what he writes. I read purely for entertainment, so mostly fantasy, a bit of sci-fi, and then whatever category Dean Koontz would fall into. Never been able to finish a Stephen King (puts me to sleep), and Tom Clancy is a blowhard that gets off on using stupid acronyms over and over. I did read the first 2-3 Bourne (Identity) books by Robert Ludlum, and they were infinitely better than the movie.

I read in binges, and then I'll go off of reading for months or even years at a time.

 

What a great book.

 

I used to read non stop. Now I read from time to time. Give him a whirl. He weaves a web like no other. And you will find yourself laughing out loud from time to time. Fierce invalids from hot climates is another good one.

His last book, Tibetan peach pie and even cowgirls get the blues are the only two I haven't read.

 

Only thing missing from that toolbox cover;

@Fotnot approved; just like a certain energizer bunny


Dude , I had too

 

I'm going with Crocs is a NO.
Are we not men?

 

We all know sockets in a case is a pain in the ass.
Designate a tool chest drawer to sockets and drives.
Make it pretty..





I will say I like those markings.



My craftsmen are just about invisible without my reading glasses.

 

I'd consider buying some of those Milwakees for the markings alone.
Hummm, Father's Day is coming up..

 

Fungal infections can be a real bitch

 

Just ask Mario...

 

I put the summer tires on the Corolla last month. It's usually a surefire way to get some snow, so I was trying to do my part. Nope. Still drier than a popcorn fart out there.

 

I need more sockets.

 

Poor mario.... went from child star, to animal planet, to Jublia

 

Looks nice..

Now close the drawer and take a pic..
Where did the neatness go?

 

We are Devo.

 

I meant to put them on sooner but it's hard to find time. The kids being sick the last 3 weeks hasn't helped.

 

If you fall off the ladder, will the wife at least give you the rest of the day off?

 

Thank you...

 

I think that's his plan..

 

I don't mind painting walls, although it takes me forever to tape the trim off.
I do hate painting doors and trim.
My wife gets tired of hearing my every 'dammit' and 'MFer' when I mess up.

The last room that was painted SHE paid someone to do.
He did it in 2 hours what would have taken me an entire weekend..
Granted the room was empty..

 

@Azblue

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0YPe8bZQtG0?feature=share

 

I've always painted with a beer in hand and no tape. Always gets done pretty quick and my wife comes in and does the trim and cuts everything in.

 

Why does this not surprise me?