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Hope it stays that way. I'm putting the phone down and trying to get some sleep. Good luck!

 

I hear you. I put the summer tires on the wife's Pilot this evening. Probably will try to do the Corolla tomorrow then have to wait for warmer, dryer weather to do the truck.

 

Hooray beards!

I was about to look this up. Thanks for doing the keg work.

 

To be clear, I learned the term here about 4-6 weeks or so back. I was mortified and then left cowering, wondering if I've been vabbed before. Gross, but resourceful.

 

Mortified because you were lured into a woman's love nest with her vaginal secretions? Honestly there's no better beginning to a love story than being lured into her... well, you know where I'm going with this.

 

I feel like, if this was real, it would have made it's way into an Austin Powers movie. I'd 100% willingly get vabbed by Elizabeth Hurley. Otherwise, I'm not into chemical warfare.

But! Thanks to this forum, and this thread specifically, I was able to educate other adults on the topic and expand their vocabulary. The response was a universal

 

Damn. Hope all your people are safe.

 

Have they made an Austin Powers movie since 2022 when this supposedly started?

 

Well, although the trend is recent, the first few mentions of it in pop culture were in Tom Robbins' 1976 novel Even Cowgirls Get the Blues; in the book, a lesbian cowgirl gives a step-by-step guide to vabbing.

 

Why am I not surprised you're reading lesbian cowgirl fantasy books?

 

PS>>> @LarryDangerfield Look away from the chick w/the freakin' crazy eyes

 

Just looking at pics, sir!!!

ya know.. for science!!!

 

This one has been cruzin' the mean streets of middle Michigan looking for you....

 

Look like the exact type to try this kind of stupid rather than just being a decent person. Way easier to smear your crazy around than to actually work on a personality and respecting a guy you're interested in, right?

 

Nice fish! Probably smells like the vabbing chicks, too.



Are you wearing socks in crocs AND getting them wet?

 

No. That would be called disgusting.

 

This thread is all kinds of wrong for 5:45am. Vabbing and crocks with socks…it’s a horror movie with smells.

 

Sounds like a great read......

 

Kind of like standing in the middle of a pig feedlot taking in all the scents...

 

Is that shooting a load on your toes hoping to attract the attention of others???

 

It's interesting to me that the attention she's attempting to attract is that of another female as opposed to the attention of a male

 

Sounds like a recipe for soggy toes and possible foot funk. You're gonna get Joel @TaquitoBandito all excited about exotic toe cheeses.... which makes sense that your geographical area would be about the "cheese" and such.

 

And that's why socks with Crocs is no