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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 17, 2024 at 7:13 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Whatever floats your boat... I'll be sure to get you a 2-way hooker so you can do 'whatever' you'd like.... she can ride, you can ride, hell even bring a friend if you'd like :laugh:
     
  2. May 17, 2024 at 7:17 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Are you trying to invite yourself? WTF, man.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Any other golf fans in here? Sounds like Scottie Scheffler had a wild morning!
     
  4. May 17, 2024 at 7:39 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Could not believe that. Thankfully the cop did not do the classic slam to the ground when they have to go after a car on foot they tell to stop. Waiting for the final story to emerge. Sounds like it was announced on a Golf channel this morning
     
  5. May 17, 2024 at 7:42 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Wait, what?
     
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  6. May 17, 2024 at 7:42 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    You would have thought the cop, upon hearing who he was, would let him pass.

    but, nooooo
     
  7. May 17, 2024 at 7:46 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I need details on this before I can comment. My first thought is "who cares who it is? You do stupid shit, you win stupid prizes" but I have no context.
     
  8. May 17, 2024 at 7:47 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, no kidding.
    It sounds like he drove around the roadblock, which is standard practice for players at an event. Being dark and rainy didn't help the confusion.

    https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/i...-detained-police-prior-start-pga-championship
     
  9. May 17, 2024 at 7:52 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Exactly, did Scottie do something wrong? When it is raining and someone is running chasing your car yelling and you are a sports figure how do you know it is a cop at first? Listening to Scottie talk he is a very calm person and report said he never raised his voice at all was just asking what was going on but was cuffed immediately. I understand the cuffing for the LEO’s safety but once he found out who it was I am sure a civil conversation between the two and it could have been resolved. They took him to jail, sad
     
  10. May 17, 2024 at 7:52 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    So. Dirty. 210 miles on it yesterday (to a location and back)

     
  11. May 17, 2024 at 7:57 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Eh, it'll get sorted. He's got a lawyer for a reason. He was smart enough not to act entitled and just complied. You fight shitty cops in the courtroom, not at the time of their poor behavior. Still waiting to see if it was poor behavior. Sounds like it's all so new that there'll be umpteen corrections to what really happened in the next few days. Typical "news" cycle is to report the sensation first to get the views/clicks. Then, if there is fallout for the shitty reporting, do as little as possible to correct the false reporting. All apologies are to be as fake and forced as possible. The media isn't accountable for poor work quality.
     
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    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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  13. May 17, 2024 at 8:29 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Reflective vest tends to help.
     
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  14. May 17, 2024 at 8:32 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    You realize I can buy one at any home improvement store or even wal-mart, right?
     
  15. May 17, 2024 at 12:21 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I wonder if @LarryDangerfield 's weather app gave him the same forecast?
     
  16. May 17, 2024 at 12:22 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I’m having a hard time practicing restraint and not buying this. I don’t need a rear bumper. Someone else needs a rear bumper.
     
  17. May 17, 2024 at 12:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'm pretty sure at that price you don't need to practice restraint you need to just go buy it
     
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  18. May 17, 2024 at 12:23 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    It told me to go long travel
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    How is it that when someone tries in vain to cut you off and then they flip you off and go ballistic because you didn't provide them their luxury of driving like a selfish asshole?
     
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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I live with little money suckers unfortunately. :p
     
  21. May 17, 2024 at 12:29 PM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I support that decision.
     
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  22. May 17, 2024 at 12:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I will toss you $25 in PayPal to make it happen!
     
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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I appreciate it but I’m not that desperate. Making a bigger deal out of it for fun. :D
     
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  24. May 17, 2024 at 12:35 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Well I am always desperate to drag people down to my level of horrific spending so the offer is legit :devil:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    If I lived in WA I would buy it.
     
  29. May 17, 2024 at 1:35 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    What about if I add to his generosity? How many of us do we need to get on board to get you to buy it? At what point do you cave? :evil:



    Also, I love the signature potato. LOL
     
  30. May 17, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    The pollen cement grime broke me yesterday so I took the day off. Full detail on the Corolla and exterior done on the truck. Spent the better part of an hour on each ride with my toothbrush getting into all the corners.

    Will get the inside of the truck after I take the dog to the vet. He’s going to shed half his weight in fur so cleaning beforehand is pointless.
     

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