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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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  1. May 11, 2024 at 3:48 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Are you still up, or get up at 4am?
     
  2. May 11, 2024 at 3:58 AM
    GODZILLA

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    Good morning, Everybody.
     
  3. May 11, 2024 at 4:00 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    GODZILLA

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    Sucks you needed surgery, but with proper PT you'll be back on your feet in no time. How're you feeling after?

    As for the "death sled" (never heard that term but I like it) you might have missed this post because of pain meds?

    https://www.tundras.com/threads/tun...a-lesson-in-civility.1/page-7119#post-3577495
     
    Last edited: May 11, 2024
  5. May 11, 2024 at 5:09 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Got up at 4 am to feed a baby.
     
  6. May 11, 2024 at 5:36 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I take the cilantro sprouts off, but the rest of that stuff is some lovin in your mouth.
     
  7. May 11, 2024 at 6:11 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Can't like that. Rapist should be castrated or killed.
     
  8. May 11, 2024 at 6:27 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    how long is your recovery
     
  9. May 11, 2024 at 6:32 AM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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  10. May 11, 2024 at 7:00 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    At least you have a fan to stare at. :boink:
     
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  11. May 11, 2024 at 7:05 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    What's with all the glass half full/positivity crap
     
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  12. May 11, 2024 at 7:12 AM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Already walking on it. But it will take time for swelling and pain to go down. Trying to stay off the opioids. Probably 4-6 weeks.
     
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  13. May 11, 2024 at 7:16 AM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Yep - I missed it. Too many disputes among pancakes, waffles and french toast. Nice looking death sled. Keep it upright!
     
  14. May 11, 2024 at 7:16 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I think they're just playing 'Wade and Vanessa', only we're all watching.

    https://youtu.be/PuaFfjf598I
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I'll start the round of guessing...going with Blue Balls...
     
  16. May 11, 2024 at 8:00 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    X2, I don't know what else it could be :laugh:
     
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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    My first thought as well!

     
  18. May 11, 2024 at 8:14 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    @nobodyintexas wants to know if you had to get up to pull the chain to turn it on.
     
  19. May 11, 2024 at 8:15 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I don’t know if I’d call that a “core memory”

    an unpleasant and lasting memory, yes. but not core
     
  20. May 11, 2024 at 8:23 AM
    ToyoMafia

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    I used the remote
     
  21. May 11, 2024 at 8:23 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    :fistbump:
     
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    ToyoMafia

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    Then I got up and had a sunrise session, cleaning the Tesla up. IMG_6527.jpg
     
  23. May 11, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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    WBW Resident lurker

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    That picture is a migraine waiting to happen. Visual fuckery.
     
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    ToyoMafia

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    This one is a little easier to deal IMG_6519.jpg
     
  25. May 11, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I did a meniscus well over 10 years ago. Should be a pretty quick bounce back.
     
  26. May 11, 2024 at 8:57 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    waiting for answer
     
  27. May 11, 2024 at 9:03 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Alright I'm awake! First a picture to set the tone
    20240511_002922.jpg

    Went to the UP hoping to see extra magical northern lights (unbelievably didn't show) Taking dirt roads you're not familiar with after rain in the middle of the night with next to no reception is not the smartest thing a fella can do. The road was muddy and bumpy but nothing too terrible. Until I lost steering lol. The slippery ass clay finally got me. Caked up the tires so thick that I started veering right while on a straight stretch. Experience gained over the years made me coast to a controlled stop to think before making any rash decisions. Tried backing up to get away from the nasty ditch on the right. No go. Try back forward. Nope, still going towards the ditch. Hmmmm. Air down time. In 4low with 10 psi idle crawling was able to get to a spot to turn around. I really needed wheel speed to clear out the tires but gassing it anywhere would have been a one way ticket to the ditch with the clay racing slicks I was rocking. Took like half an hour of idle or JUST above idling crawling to go like a 1/4 mile before I could gun it and clean the treads out. Less scary but still scary the rest of the way out. Insult to injury was no northern lights the entire time. Obviously adventure was had and memories were made so it wasn't a waste, but damn if the northern lights not being out when I went further north sure was strange. Glad I finally got to see them though when I got home.

    Rest of the pics
    20240510_232526~2.jpg 20240511_005442~2.jpg 20240511_005951~2.jpg 20240511_023213~2.jpg 20240511_024654~2.jpg 20240511_030745.jpg
     
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  28. May 11, 2024 at 9:13 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Wow, hell of a night!



    Please address the blue ball situation though. :hattip:
    Sincerely,
    Tundras Live
     
  29. May 11, 2024 at 9:27 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That’s your Over 40 wisdom talking…

    Back in high school I would occasionally run into buddies at the local 7-11 just before curfew. We were all buying Slurpies to ice our nuts before we got home. Fond memories… all b/c we couldn’t get fondle memories.
     
  30. May 11, 2024 at 9:30 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I don't even know what you guys are on about lol
     

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