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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Reported
     
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    OldGuy03

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    Chocolate isn't my favorite. Untill I dip a piece of bacon in it. So this statement is an understatement @20GR8 Super
     
  3. May 10, 2024 at 8:05 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Probably because beacon is best when eaten.










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    With your fingers.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh:

    I can't think of a time when I've had amazing pancakes... waffles, yep!
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Was there dried food stuck to the silverware?
    Did your waitress call you 'Hon'?
    Were there any fights started by the 'other' partons?
    Did you see any tables with no tip left?

    But most important, did you play the golf tee game?

    [​IMG]
     
  6. May 10, 2024 at 8:07 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    And this doesn't surprise me. They should rebrand to the shitter barrel.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    French toast is amazing, but I stay away b/c it is so easy to fuck up. At least it is at restaurants.

    Also, French toast deserves its own spot on the menu. Not mentioned in the same breath as pancakes and waffles.
     
  8. May 10, 2024 at 8:16 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Wow. That sounds safe even in a greasy spoon.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Shut your mouth, ese. I had agreed with you on a different post so let this one be! :laugh:
     
  10. May 10, 2024 at 8:22 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I am full of surprises lol
     
  11. May 10, 2024 at 8:23 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I tear up pancakes with my hands (before adding syrup, or anything on top, of course). I said what I said.
     
  12. May 10, 2024 at 8:23 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Banned
     
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    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Alright gents. I am in a good mood today...

    11.5 hours until its been one year since I've touched a drop.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah buddy!! So awesome :fistbump::hbd:
     
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    OldGuy03

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    That's a :benchpress: run!
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Appreciate everyone's support here. While I never was one that "had to" have a drink. I have the addictive personality. Could never have just one. I had to have 6,7,8,9,10... then binge all weekend. Shit had to stop. Wasn't ok for my kids to think that's ok, wasn't ok for my daughter to think her future husband can do this, wasn't ok to be hammered all weekend long, and sometimes during the week. @LarryDangerfield has been a big part of this journey with me, behind the scenes. I will always show up for those who have, and do show up for me.

    On the flip side...I have helped a local friend...he is now going on month 4 of sobriety.
     
  18. May 10, 2024 at 8:33 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    It amazes me to watch how 'culture' has created an environment where officers are being encouraged to be 'less safe' and spend waaaay to much time trying to negotiate w/a felony in progress at the driver's door... :facepalm:

    Not trying to arm chair quarterback anything, but if they (the original officer) would've handled that w/an abrupt and overwhelming amount of force in the beginning, the dude might have got scuffed up a bit, but he'd still be alive and everyone else on the road would not have been put at risk; all because yanking someone out the fuckin' window is now frowned upon cuz it looks bad... This is the kinda shit that gets people needlessly killed including the suspect. Sorry, rant over :rant:
     
  19. May 10, 2024 at 8:34 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:

    been a while since I've heard that :thumbsup:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Ask.
    Tell.
    Do.


    At least, this is the way it used to be...the good ole' days. Shit is not the same anymore. Hell, in CO they can now be pursued civilly. So dumb
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Having worked in the beverage industry for most of my adult life I fully support you on this. I've seen so many people lost to the addictions of alcohol. Being there for your daughter as a role model, and most importantly yourself, shows your integrity. Good on you for having the courage to challenge the problem you saw in your habits then overcome it.
     
  22. May 10, 2024 at 8:36 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yes... freakin' done and will not eat it!!!!
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Ask
    Tell
    Make!!!!
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :smack:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Bacon is an ingredient, not something to be eaten on its own.
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Savage behavior..:eek:

     
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    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    I don’t like dates, but if you stuff them with cream cheese and wrap them in bacon then they are epic.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    My daughter is well on her way to be a Pediatrician. So proud of her
    Competes in competitive cheer
    Works a couple of days a week
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    Honor roll student

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Proud of ya bro

    4.5 months without a drop, my last drinks.
    https://www.tundras.com/threads/tun...a-lesson-in-civility.1/page-6812#post-3433631

    Not that I had a problem but I stopped drinking for a healthier lifestyle. My dad had to quit drinking when he was my age, early signs of liver damage; and I drank more that he did.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Also, if they (the officers are handcuffed to the point of not being able to just put hands on this dude), at least screw a gun in his face so you're a step ahead of the dude while you politely beg for his compliance or handle it as a traditional felony stop from behind cover/concealment (your own patrol car) and then if dude flees at least you're not face to face pleading w/him to comply and hoping he doesn't draw first :quickdraw:
     
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