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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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  1. May 10, 2024 at 5:17 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Dense flying saucers are your jam and that’s okay. Let all of that syrup run off and not be absorbed or held in little pockets. :p
     
  2. May 10, 2024 at 5:20 AM
    20GR8 Super

    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    :yes::bikewheelie2:
     
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  4. May 10, 2024 at 5:35 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    I'd like to recommend that you take a trip to Belgium.

    Either you'll learn to appreciate waffles or you'll get beat up in an alley for saying such silly things.
     
  5. May 10, 2024 at 5:39 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Saw a video on Instagram one time about breakfast foods. Can't remember the exact sequence but it was something along the lines of:

    Make pancake batter
    Cook it in a waffle iron
    Coat the result in egg and fry it like French toast
     
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    Nice!!! Did you like the way it rides? Stoked for you bro. :bikewheelie::101010:
     
  7. May 10, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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    Barely rode it. Had my buddy do the test ride while I shit my guts out from the poor breakfast choice made earlier. Lol
     
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    Beauty bike.
    I give a thumbs up to all things Yamaha, even their pianos despite being traumatized by one in my youth.
     
  9. May 10, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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    Show us on the doll where the piano touched you.
     
  10. May 10, 2024 at 7:20 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    I will detail it for you, free of charge.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    This. Pancakes are aborted waffles.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Was it pancakes?
     
  13. May 10, 2024 at 7:33 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Sexy! Nice find.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    It was the waffles. I actually agree with Adam on this one....pancakes and french toast are superior. I think its the texture for me.
     
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    In a civilized society, waffles, pancakes, and french toast should be on different plates than the eggs..:eek2:
    But bacon goes on the plate with the syrup...:thumbsup:

    [​IMG]
     
  16. May 10, 2024 at 7:45 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Good thing I dont like bacon unless its on a burger
     
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    Yup, that is the modern-day Cracker Barrel right there..:eek2:
     
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    I’m not shocked
     
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    Lost a good chunk of my youth doing as I was told. I was playing piano for 1 hour and 45 min a day with 1 day off/week before I stood up for myself and quit. Parents were pissed. Cant seem to let that anger go for some reason.
     
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    Wait what? Bacon makes everything better.
     
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    WTF, that's unAmerican..:eek2:

    Quail.
    [​IMG]

    Dove
    [​IMG]

    jalapeno poppers
    [​IMG]


    A BLT
    [​IMG]

    Or just by itself

    [​IMG]

    Mmmmm, bacon..
     
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    No
     
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    So, when did you sustain this head injury that made you a sociopath? That's the only explanation for not liking bacon.
     
  25. May 10, 2024 at 8:00 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    No. It was "sirloin tips", eggs, and cheesy hashbrowns.
     
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    Just when we thought we knew him..
     
  27. May 10, 2024 at 8:03 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Chocolate isn't my favorite. Untill I dip a piece of bacon in it. So this statement is an understatement @20GR8 Super
     
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    Probably because beacon is best when eaten.










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    With your fingers.
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I can't think of a time when I've had amazing pancakes... waffles, yep!
     

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