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FIFY

 

Hey a win is a win I don’t care who you are

 

I hereby announce I am starting my own religion. And to keep with normal tradition, I need someone to start a competing faith.

Then we shall do this;
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68961495

 

I'm in

 

Sweet...we can wait until the winds are in your favor and then the rockets can run far and land in Seattle...all over Seattle

 

As in starting an opposing religion or just the rocket fight?
We used to have bottle rocket and Romen candle fights when we were kids when someone got hurt we threaten their life not to tell what really happened

 

Pet it!

 

Perfect

Rocket fight mostly but I'm down for an opposing religion, no fairytale bs though.

 

That’s how you do a forearm delete

 

If I remember correctly you are agnostic or atheist and hate Star Wars. So that leaves aliens, Lord of the Rings or some kind of kinky anime.

Or the most significant cultural rivalry in centuries - He-man vs Skeletor!

 

Still fairytale bs

Now we're talking!

 

You two need to invest some time watching some Danny Trejo and Nicholas Cage movies...

You'll have plenty of characters for your new antics

 

Danny is amazing. Douchbag Cage makes me get stabby. You couldn’t pay me to watch anything with him.

 

You really need to watch
The unbearable weight of massive talent

 

That movie was so much better than I was expecting

 

Mando does such a good job in that movie(yes I know his real name, I liked him a lot in Narcos)

 

This is the way

 

Hahah did you wear that all day yesterday for cinco de Quattro?

 

Ok, just watched the trailer... I'm in

That movie and a few beers will be a good way to burn a couple of hours!!!!!

When we were working the wife and I were both doing (4) 10s, but we each had a day off independent of each other to kinda do our own thing... (for all you young folks, this is a must do; you gotta have ME time w/no obligations or expectations from the other half)

...anyhow, for me it was 2* movie night (ok, ok and some other shit too)... But, I'd usually at least catch one movie a week that the wife had no interest in seeing, such as Machete, Pay the Ghost and numerous others

https://youtu.be/MwnEqB_DhLQ

 

…maybe…

 

I think you mean Quattro de Mayo

 

Might as well throw from dusk till dawn in there too

 

Apparently I can’t spell either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blf-JfKmr2c

 

Are you talking about Pascal???

 

We done spelt it like Audi Quattro

 

Hahah yeah that’s Mando

 

Yeah, he's usually pretty good in most of his roles; seems like he's never really the lead actor, but always entertains

 

You’ll like him in the cage flick