Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

It's possible he's just a troll.
Or maybe just bright as a sack of wet mice.
Hard to tell anymore these days.

 

I've not heard that one before.

 

Ahh, so that must be old English for gluten

 

Kinda makes you wonder about how many died eating toxic stuff vs. edible. And then I wonder if we lost some good genes in the pool b/c of the luck of the draw. Or maybe we have smartphones and Blackstone grills b/c the smart ones left the testing to the village idiots.

 

This.
Unfortunately, all the shit that smart humans invented, just made it easier for the dumb ones to survive and breed.

 

Hey, I wanna get laid too. Don't gatekeep just cuz I'm not a genius. So rude.

 

Bang all you want.
Just fuk'n pull out!

 

Pulling out is only 80% effective. I'd prefer to just get the ol' snip snip, but I gotta find a lady that doesn't want kids first.

 

Get snipped anyway. Just tell her you have to keep trying.

 

Nope. If I do wind up marrying somebody I don't have the right to deny her the opportunity of being a mother. Wouldn't lie to somebody I love that way.

 

@LarryDangerfield you gonna try this in the Trail Limo?

https://youtube.com/shorts/HwU8rtwulCQ?si=1sUtbKSQSUC3NNEr

 

You made me see that twice, you rat bastard.

 

a few summers in AZ and time for another

"Thank you sir, may I have another"

 

You would

 

Walter White’s car on steroids

 

I would....

 

Your wife's legs are looking super smooth today

 

Whoooooooaaaaa....... hold on a sec!!!!!

So, you'd actually be okay having children???

Don't take this wrong (and maybe I missed something along the way)... But, you seemed to be a bit poo-poo'd on relationships and such, and I just figured kids weren't even a consideration (just my dumb ass drawing conclusions). However, if the right person came along you'd seriously consider it??

 

FIFY

 

Hey a win is a win I don’t care who you are

 

I hereby announce I am starting my own religion. And to keep with normal tradition, I need someone to start a competing faith.

Then we shall do this;
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68961495