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Well??? @GODZILLA

It is made for whinging and blaming others.



Don't let him bully you (I think that's the term his generation would be using) @OldGuy03
...us old dudes gotta stick together

 

Free booze!

 

It's the internet; proofreading, grammar, spelling, etc. are never an issue

...unless of course, your message loses context

 

That's because it's not real

 

Normally I do edit all my stuff. And honestly I did edit my post but there are some words when you know you spell them correctly but fucking Siri changes them anyway. So I go back and retype it and she changes it again. I was thinking I'll leave the group with a good dad joke and go to bed so I honestly didn't even notice that Siri and her obsessive auto correction of correctly spelled words to more commonly used words had changed it for a third time.

My text threads where I don't proof as religiously are an abomination. And that's just embarrassing for some who studied journalism in college.

 

Siri talk-to-text is the worst.
I use it to text while I'm driving at work.
I don't text much but she rarely gets the words correct..

 

LOL!

 

Perfect all-around size..
My pancake is too small for blowing stuff out, my 33 gal is too big to move around..
I bet that one is quieter than either one of those..

 

What’s your first blowjob?

 

Don’t make a mess!

 

My late night posts after a couple of Benadryl and it's off to the funny farm

 

Yeah Benadryl……….

 

I kinda remember this one time I ate CbD dog treats from Santa, they weren’t bad!!

 

Damn it; those were meant for the dogs, and they were all natural and contained only peanut butter, honey, oats, and a couple other things...

...but no CbD

 

Most of the time I do it purposely because for some on the internet it is an issue
And of course I don’t really know how to write

 

@LarryDangerfield

It was delicious

 

When I was young I learned a simple rule “right tool for the right job”. Later I learned great quality tools do the job better. Today I finally had a chance to start installing my Matt Gecko bed lights (been too cold and too busy). I learned that the wonderful package deal on my bed liner and BedRug was done by a micro-chephalic worker who did not know what a torx screw is. In order to remove the bed rail this genius used a grinder to make it into a slotted screw. Very disappointing and adds time and money to a simple project.

 

I'd a been pissed.....

 

That sucks.

 

Yes. I call it Autoincorrect for a reason. Messes up lots of stuff for me, too!