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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    9 vote(s)
    28.1%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%
  9. Motocross

    2 vote(s)
    6.3%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    9.4%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    9.4%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    3.1%
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    Taco-Spike

    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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    GODZILLA

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  3. May 2, 2024 at 6:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  4. May 2, 2024 at 6:28 PM
    FrenchToasty

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    What’s going on here? BFD crosses paths with burgers?
     
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  5. May 2, 2024 at 6:29 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Does it come with free pink monster drinks
     
  6. May 2, 2024 at 6:30 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I bet he'll toss them in if you buy it :p
     
  7. May 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Just when you think that food cannot possibly call you on your phone....BOOM!!!

    Onion rings.
     
  8. May 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    What’s BFD?
     
  9. May 2, 2024 at 7:10 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Ok, that one's funny :laugh:
     
  10. May 2, 2024 at 7:10 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :facepalm:
     
  11. May 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Big fukin deal:confused::laugh:
     
  12. May 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Dude………. Breakfast for dinner.
    Looked like hash browns next to some burger patties
     
  13. May 2, 2024 at 7:12 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Bone stock
    Your poor kids!
    They better be you test subjects
     
  14. May 2, 2024 at 7:14 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    That kid is underpaid or lacks olfactory senses.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    He’s 15. Def underpaid lol. He’s my buddy’s kid and he set his own rate.
     
  16. May 2, 2024 at 7:21 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Two WiFi Engineers got married.

    The wedding was so so but the reception was amazing.
     
  17. May 2, 2024 at 7:22 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Do you tip him?
     
  18. May 2, 2024 at 7:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

    The closer it gets to the end, the faster it seems to go!
     
  19. May 2, 2024 at 7:24 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Bone stock
    Or
    The more shit you’ve been thru
     
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  20. May 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    No, but there have been times he’s skipped out for whatever and I still give him the whopping 20
     
  21. May 2, 2024 at 7:35 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    And you had the gall to complain about the lady with a dirty car not tipping? She wasn't making you clean up literal shit! Unbelievable. :burp:
     
  22. May 2, 2024 at 7:36 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Meh it takes him usually 2 mins
     
  23. May 2, 2024 at 7:37 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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  24. May 2, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Nothing wrong with that either :laugh:
     
  25. May 2, 2024 at 7:42 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Not like you didn't know it was "coming" as soon as you said it. :rimshot:
     
  26. May 2, 2024 at 8:22 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :popcorn:

    100% Truth Here Though :rofl:
     
  27. May 2, 2024 at 9:54 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Our younger puppy also eats a lot of poop. I told the girls I was going to start paying half rates because he was doing half the work for them; and they strait up quit on me. Until they needed more bullshit from Target. At which point they did their job and made the money...
     
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  28. May 2, 2024 at 10:39 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    So, who all is still up at this hour? I'm on my second night shift and just cruising the forums and watching vids on the next motorcycle. I might be slightly obsessed because there are just so few vids on it. :oops:
     
  29. May 2, 2024 at 10:45 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Ahh, thx. I can think of maybe 14 versions of BFD and breakfast is not on the list.

    Burgers for dinner and we were out of tater tots for a side. So I added hash browns to the menu. I actually threw a bunch of cheese on them, put the burger on top, added a fried egg and then covered with more hash browns.

    It was amazing… and I will have both hands and feet on the walls tomorrow when I give birth to the offspring.
     
  30. May 2, 2024 at 10:48 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Just tucking in. Wife should be home soon and I am trying to stay awake. If I zonked out at normal time, she’d wake me when she got home (the dog will go nuts) and then I won’t sleep all night.

    Thank God I WFH tomorrow… extra hour of sleep!
     

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