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  1. May 2, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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    GODZILLA

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    Keep in kind, you see me filtered through edits, post deletes, and having time to think. I'm single for a reason... well a few of them. :D
     
    GODZILLA, May 2, 2024
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    My guess is there’s code that tries to discourage trademark infringements and other blackmail type of activities
     
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    Wife is off for a concert so just the daughter and me for dinnerIMG_4893.jpg
     
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  5. May 2, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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    Taco-Spike Gateway from Tacoma World ~ ended up here

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  6. May 2, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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  7. May 2, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
     
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  8. May 2, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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    FrenchToasty

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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    What’s going on here? BFD crosses paths with burgers?
     
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  9. May 2, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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    Does it come with free pink monster drinks
     
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  10. May 2, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I bet he'll toss them in if you buy it :p
     
    LarryDangerfield, May 2, 2024
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  11. May 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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    Just when you think that food cannot possibly call you on your phone....BOOM!!!

    Onion rings.
     
    T-Rex266, May 2, 2024
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    What’s BFD?
     
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  13. May 2, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Ok, that one's funny :laugh:
     
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  14. May 2, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :facepalm:
     
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  15. May 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Big fukin deal:confused::laugh:
     
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  16. May 2, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Dude………. Breakfast for dinner.
    Looked like hash browns next to some burger patties
     
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  17. May 2, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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    FrenchToasty

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    Your poor kids!
    They better be you test subjects
     
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    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    That kid is underpaid or lacks olfactory senses.
     
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    He’s 15. Def underpaid lol. He’s my buddy’s kid and he set his own rate.
     
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    Two WiFi Engineers got married.

    The wedding was so so but the reception was amazing.
     
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    FrenchToasty

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    Do you tip him?
     
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    Life is like a roll of toilet paper.

    The closer it gets to the end, the faster it seems to go!
     
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    FrenchToasty

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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Or
    The more shit you’ve been thru
     
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    No, but there have been times he’s skipped out for whatever and I still give him the whopping 20
     
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    And you had the gall to complain about the lady with a dirty car not tipping? She wasn't making you clean up literal shit! Unbelievable. :burp:
     
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    Meh it takes him usually 2 mins
     
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    TWSS
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Nothing wrong with that either :laugh:
     
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    Not like you didn't know it was "coming" as soon as you said it. :rimshot:
     
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  30. May 2, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :popcorn:

    100% Truth Here Though :rofl:
     
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