Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

More like I think I'd have a hard time paying a kid $600 for raking leaves without telling him him he ain't worth $60.

 

Its all good, just messing with you.

 

I expect nothing less from a masshole.

 

Oh I get that, but I'm still the difficult PITA prick that I am. I'm very much appreciative of the effort and the jokes that are conveyed in it, though I missed the flowers being for the bison, but I just view it a little differently. An avatar should be representative of the person, or what they wish to project/aspire toward. I guess I have some work to do if I am projecting being a radioactive lizard with a bison (or any) romance proclivity.

 

So you wouldn't give a bison flowers even if she let you ride her bareback?

 

Beastiality isn't really my thing, so, uh, no?

 

Thanks.

 

Stand your ground ADAM..
Don't let these guys bully you..

 

I get it. Moped's are fun to ride. Until your friend sees you riding one...


Speaking of. Assume you don't have the tenere yet? Or did I miss it?

 

Wait, wait, wait. Am I being bullied? Is this that new "cyber bullying" that is all the rage with the kids? Am I cool and hip now that I'm a modern victim?

 

Not yet. Will be setting out next Tuesday night to do a turn and burn to pick it up. Should have it home the 8th or 9th, barring any snafu on the inspection and such.

 

@OldGuy03 I'm stoked for the bike. It's well equipped and at a steal of a price so long as it's been accurately represented. Here's some of the pics from the ad because pics make every thread better. (guy took it down but I saved them to make sure there's nothing new when I get there in a week)

 

Looks super fun.

 

@GODZILLA I think the real Godzilla would ride something like this:

 

Is that a LC I spy in the background?? Pick that up for me, would ya?

 

I did at one time have a VTX that would have been similar. I also have no excuse.

 

@GODZILLA

However, I understand the racing bikes handle better...

 

I LOVE this!

 

Dude, you've done some cool shit for me - I don't forget.

 

This is hot too!

 

I think I already forgot? I'm old enough that's a thing now.

 

You broke him Joel...
WTG..



Later guys...

 

I can tell you that it wasn't that Kit Kat pic.

 

LMAO!

 

Better than having it go out while you were on the freeway...

 

The kids in my neighbourhood only show up looking to make money shoveling snow when we got like half an inch and it's +40 degrees and sunny. When we get 2 feet and it's -40, they're nowhere to be seen.

 

I assume the velcro gloves were because she wouldn't let him...

 

It's rodeo style. Have you never done?

Here's how:

1. Mount up from behind
2. Get a good grip in her hair
3. Get things moving and moan her sister's name
4. Hold on for the ride as long as you can

 

I would've straight told him, "Are you out of your fuckin' mind"??? "Now get off my lawn"!!!!