Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Not worth it. No pants or no deal.

 

Remember as a kid you'd take the initiative to do jobs for your neighbors to make some extra cash for candy, beer, pot etc.?, I sure do. Well a nice young kid down the street asked my wife if we needed any help with picking up the leaves on our property because it still looks like shit. She told him to come back and talk to me, and I was open to this because I hate picking up these fuckers. He came by tonight and even though I told him all he had to do was to get the vast majority of the leaves up with "MY" leaf blower and drag them into the woods, he quoted me $600.00.

 

@Taco-Spike , you bastard, I see you posting out there. You too good to slum it with us in here now?

 

Is that to do it once, or to keep up on it through the spring and fall? IDK if that's a good price or not. I have never paid for lawn services and I don't have trees.

 

Just once.

 

So is that a good price or is he trying to get rich quick?

 

Its the Fall of the Roman Empire prices.

 

I'll do it for $60 if I can use your leaf blower and you pay my 2-way airfare.
I'm off until the day after Memorial day anyway..

 

Stolen from TW for @Azblue

 

The only part @Azblue needs.....

 

Gunna need a translation on that one.

 

I'm all for helping kids out that want to work but that's robbery!

 

Didn’t have time to deal with it in the moment. Was late to a meeting. I’m sure we will seek some kind of reimbursement as a company.

 

Dude, you're welcome here anytime.

 

I had to google it.

 

In no way does that sound enjoyable.

 

Thank you.
We would probably spend the $600 at the bar afterward.
I'm buying...

 

I didn't have the heart to tell him no, I'll make the wife do it.

 

Stoked for this. Thanks for taking the time to make this happen. Excited for the Friday drop.

 

Even jeep things don't make any sense to anyone.

Thank you for saving me the time that I would've spent doing this same thing only to find out that an OTPHJ sounds like a no good deal for anyone involved.

 

That one was one of my favorites.

 

@GODZILLA, where's your new avatar son?

 

Though I appreciate Joel's effort, I'm not a flowers guy. The bouquet makes it look off to me, and the AI kinda didn't do a very good Godzilla. I'm too much of a perfectionist to do a Godzilla that I don't like the look of. No blame on @TaquitoBandito ,but just not for me.

I could use this one that I posted elsewhere, as I battle technology on the daily and I hate paperwork. It doesn't have the Mafia tag in it though. And, @Tripleconpanna complained about the spiny back plates in it looking like puzzle pieces.
I actually quite like this one.

 

This is tough. You want to help the young man out but for that kind of money... We'll, I'll listen to my mothers advice here and not say nothing else.

 

1. The flowers weren’t for you, they were for the female bison.

2. I’ll give it another try tomorrow.

 

So what does that mean exactly? You think I'm cheap old man?

 

Personally I don't like the puzzle pieces here either. And even though you may not like the flowers that was in his avatar. It was @TaquitoBandito's interpretation of the kind of guy you are. He's killing it with what he knows about us and coming up with something close. If i found a pic of me from 5 years ago his avatar of me is spot on. Bearded, long haired wild ass old man. Well not much has changed just because I shave and get hair cuts these days...