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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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  1. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:50 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I didn't look that close. I just figured if she was hot @Azblue would have noticed.
     
  2. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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    As we're leaving the takeout from Cisco boat ramp my buddy is driving and he picks up a piece of snowmobile trailer plastic with 2 screws in it. We swapped it out with the spare, drive to discount tire in Grand Junction and drive away with a brand new tire due to one of the screw holes being to close to the side wall to plug it.

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  3. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:55 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Usually that is the first thing I would notice, but I was driving and trying not to be included in the wreck. And, yes, I noticed she looks prego, which just means she's one of those chicks that do it, which is cool!
     
  4. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:56 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Chicks who do it are always the most fun. Hehehe
     
  5. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:58 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Not only did she do it, she did it raw. Always a plus. :D
     
  6. Apr 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Bonus
     
  7. Apr 30, 2024 at 7:31 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    Or both?
     
  8. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    What do you give a sneezing snake?

    AntiHISStamines.
     
  9. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:36 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    @OldGuy03 - I had a Hemingwayish inspiration... Now I'm going to bed. Hope to get more down tomorrow.

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  10. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:
     
  11. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sounds like someone needs a new avatar @TaquitoBandito :evil:
     
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  12. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:52 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just start throwing out some dad jokes...
     
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  13. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That fact that you had no idea what that was....

    :nuclear:
     
  14. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :boink:... just FYI, those go in the fridge not on the stove :hattip:
     
  15. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Is it just the angle, or is that cop pregnant AF???
     
  16. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:10 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Already discussed a few posts earlier.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yeah, I didn't scroll down before posting....

    If I don't respond immediately to something, I won't go back to it.

    I'm actually quite surprised they're leaving her on the street like that :notsure:
     
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    That wasn't one of those da fuqs.
    I knew what it was.
    It was more of a, you dirty bastard, or, this fuckin guy, da fuqs.
     
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    Here we go again.
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  20. May 1, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Damn good day to fly! Where to this time?
     
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    Beaverton/Hillsboro for the day. Quick trip. Headed back tonight.
     
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    I was proving a point to my wife about just this subject.....:devil::devil::devil:

    Did you forget your Midol this AM :fistbump::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Nobody puts @gosolo in the corner (mostly because he might get all stabby) and I certainly hadn't forgotten about him - AI didn't like doing Dale Gribble holding a Geoduck so I had to go in a different direction.

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    Oooh, do me, do me. :spy:
     
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    Dammit..:bananadead:
     
  30. May 1, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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    Consider you "did."

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