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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    8 vote(s)
    25.8%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  9. Motocross

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  1. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:35 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Only with gourmet dark chocolate and ideally home-made marshmallows.

    Hershey (squirts) milk chocolate is for the kids.

    Hot chocolate needs Rumple Minze or Baileys.
     
  2. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:35 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I've got one more attempt. It's some kind of AI FJ40/80 hybrid...

    @azTony

    AzTony.jpg
     
  3. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:48 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  4. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:48 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    What tool/App are you using?
     
  5. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:52 PM
    316KS_Runner

    316KS_Runner There's no place like...

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    Along the CT River
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    Wondering the same thing
     
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  6. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:53 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Didn't scroll through everything yet but just got back in cell service. 3 days on the Colorado river is always a good mental rest for me.

    BE33162D-7201-412C-8339-50486585E870.jpg
     
  7. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:53 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I'm using Microsoft Copilot and then Affinity Photo to drop shit in or clean it up a little.
     
  8. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:58 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Dude, you're freaking killing it. I hope you enjoy it as much as we do!
     
  9. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:04 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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  10. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :fistbump:
     
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  11. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:07 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Thanks - I really am. I’ll get off my ass and start a thread soon.
     
  12. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:13 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    I’d love to know how many ur up to
     
  13. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:35 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    2018 Tundra Platinum with Icon Stage 9 w/3.0 and billet UCA, Harrop Elockers, 5.29 on 37’s
    That looks awesome!! Nice work!
     
  14. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:36 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    :fistbump:
     
  15. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:42 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    You need to purchase it in cans; totally confused my "Bride" today :devil::devil:

    She went to grab a "Bubbly water" and grabbed one of my beers ....:cheers:

    opened it and took a swig before realizing WTH ....

    Flavored beverages with Florida's "Cool climate" ; perfect match :thumbsup:

    beer fridge.jpg
     
  16. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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    I'm not smart enough to know what any of that is, but I'm ok with that.
    You're doing a great job..:thumbsup:
     
  17. Apr 30, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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    20GR8 Super Taters and math equations are life

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    None of us really do. He’s just learned to tickle it in the right spot. Probably with his toes.
     
  18. Apr 30, 2024 at 2:06 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    :rofl:
     
  19. Apr 30, 2024 at 2:58 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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  20. Apr 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife New Member

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    I want that grille..:fistbump:
     
  21. Apr 30, 2024 at 5:22 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Da fuq
     
  22. Apr 30, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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    Chopped liver, as requested. :rofl:
     
  23. Apr 30, 2024 at 5:34 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I tried to dress it up with some onions and crackers because I hear Ron is a fancy fucker.
     
  24. Apr 30, 2024 at 5:36 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I know! I hate onions too
     
  25. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Utah is only 4 hours away...the desert is my spring warming grounds.
     
  26. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
  27. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:23 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Some drivers...
     
  28. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:25 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Can't tell from the pic... is that cop hot?




    I'm assuming this is just something you came upon and are not involved in?
     
  29. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Couldn't tell, took the pic as I was moving slowly being waved through the intersection by other cops. No, no involvement, just coming up on it on the drive home from work.
     
  30. Apr 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Funny. I thought she looked prego.
     

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