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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    8 vote(s)
    25.8%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  3. NBA

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  6. NHL

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    12.9%
  9. Motocross

    2 vote(s)
    6.5%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    3 vote(s)
    9.7%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    3.2%
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    bflooks

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    Or is it puff-puff-puuuuuuuuuuuuuff-puff
     
  2. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:07 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    He’s harmless. He always means well, and will always give everyone (yours truly, included) shit. Its all good man!:thumbsup:
     
  3. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:10 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    You guys should try to be more sensitive, charming and polite, like me.
     
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  4. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:12 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    And when TF is @TaquitoBandito gonna fix my fuckin avatar?!
    What am I, fuckin chopped liver?

    377891.jpg
     
  5. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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    This should be the forum motto..:cool:
     
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  6. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:17 AM
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  7. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:18 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    That's what we're getting today. Supposed to be about 50 tomorrow.
     
  8. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:19 AM
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    Keep it proper - “pass the dutchie upon the left hand side”.
     
  9. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:23 AM
    coTony

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    Mine ended up to be Eeyore… I did not think I was that boring but apparently it’s true
     
  10. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:35 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes
     
  11. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:22 AM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Richter.jpg
     
  12. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:24 AM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I told you, everybody loves Eeyore. Austin has a whole drug addled celebration for his birthday every year. Plus, it looked AWESOME - he looks so happy.

    AzCrew.jpg
     
  13. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:49 AM
    coTony

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    You have me confused with another happy guy. I rarely smile and rarely get my picture taken. Each time I had to get my picture taken in our Golf league I am hard to find.

    Get me in a party and I am a different person
     
  14. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:51 AM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I bet you smile when you are off-roading. LIKE EEYORE IS. :)
     
  15. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:06 AM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Retrax Pro XR, Desert Eagle Plate, Seat Jackers, Kenwood DMX1037S
  16. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:18 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yep, that’s the winner!
     
  18. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:24 AM
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    Trying not to get in trouble but lets say I do not like the character where it is from
     
  19. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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    KevinK SGU - High Speed Overlander

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    What even is this thread?
     
  20. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:37 AM
    KevinK

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    And how do I derail it?
     
  21. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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    yes
     
  22. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:38 AM
    KevinK

    KevinK SGU - High Speed Overlander

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    Ah, I see. There are rails already present, about ten miles away from here. Carry on good sirs and madams.
     
  23. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:28 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Whatever you do, don’t put us back on the rails. We worked really hard to get to this point. Here. Wherever here is.

    Don’t put us there. There sucks
     
  24. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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    Marshmallow anything is gross. The only exception is rice crispy treats.
     
  27. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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    BS!

    Smore's are fantastic. And hot chocolate needs it sometimes.
     
  28. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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    See thread title.
     
  29. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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  30. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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    @TaquitoBandito I’m calling it.

     

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