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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 30, 2024 at 7:57 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :hattip:
     
  2. Apr 30, 2024 at 7:58 AM
    coTony

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    Make me all paranoid and shit… :rasta:
     
  3. Apr 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You've got some more heavy rain coming your way though; you're welcome!!!!
     
  4. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:00 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Exactly...

    PS>>> Instead of puff-puff-pass, I'd suggest you consider puff-puff-puff-puff-puff (until it's all gone)!!!! :rofl:
     
  5. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:02 AM
    bflooks

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    Or is it puff-puff-puuuuuuuuuuuuuff-puff
     
  6. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:07 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    He’s harmless. He always means well, and will always give everyone (yours truly, included) shit. Its all good man!:thumbsup:
     
  7. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:10 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    You guys should try to be more sensitive, charming and polite, like me.
     
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  8. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:12 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    And when TF is @TaquitoBandito gonna fix my fuckin avatar?!
    What am I, fuckin chopped liver?

    377891.jpg
     
  9. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:13 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    This should be the forum motto..:cool:
     
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  10. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:17 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  11. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:18 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    That's what we're getting today. Supposed to be about 50 tomorrow.
     
  12. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:19 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Keep it proper - “pass the dutchie upon the left hand side”.
     
  13. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:23 AM
    coTony

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    Mine ended up to be Eeyore… I did not think I was that boring but apparently it’s true
     
  14. Apr 30, 2024 at 8:35 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Yes
     
  15. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:22 AM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Richter.jpg
     
  16. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:24 AM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I told you, everybody loves Eeyore. Austin has a whole drug addled celebration for his birthday every year. Plus, it looked AWESOME - he looks so happy.

    AzCrew.jpg
     
  17. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:49 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    You have me confused with another happy guy. I rarely smile and rarely get my picture taken. Each time I had to get my picture taken in our Golf league I am hard to find.

    Get me in a party and I am a different person
     
  18. Apr 30, 2024 at 9:51 AM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    I bet you smile when you are off-roading. LIKE EEYORE IS. :)
     
  19. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:06 AM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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  20. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
  21. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:18 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yep, that’s the winner!
     
  22. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:24 AM
    coTony

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    Trying not to get in trouble but lets say I do not like the character where it is from
     
  23. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:37 AM
    KevinK

    KevinK SGU - High Speed Overlander

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    Back in Arizona. Again.
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    What even is this thread?
     
  24. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:37 AM
    KevinK

    KevinK SGU - High Speed Overlander

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    And how do I derail it?
     
  25. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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    yes
     
  26. Apr 30, 2024 at 10:38 AM
    KevinK

    KevinK SGU - High Speed Overlander

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    Ah, I see. There are rails already present, about ten miles away from here. Carry on good sirs and madams.
     
  27. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:28 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Whatever you do, don’t put us back on the rails. We worked really hard to get to this point. Here. Wherever here is.

    Don’t put us there. There sucks
     
  28. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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    Did I mention Fluff was from Somerville?
     
  29. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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  30. Apr 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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    Marshmallow anything is gross. The only exception is rice crispy treats.
     

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