Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Nope, I don't even know if anyone around here does that

 

You're in WA... Hippie-ville, USA. There's gotta be one somewhere close. Probably even a travelling one.

 

Well, you have the power.

 

You don't know Eastern WA
It's a different state East of the Cascades

 

Have you considered an inversion table? I have used mine for years before Golf. I also used it for inverted situps but of course that has been a while since my latest surgery

 

Yeah, I've tried them a few times and like them. Hard to find them for tall bastards though. I like hanging from a pull up bar though

 

Sorry your under at the moment, hope you feel better soon. A tough night sucks with the constant reminder all day.

 

Ugh. Have you been kissing @Green Thunder? Sounds like you have a combo of allergy's and crud going around.

 

Slowly add weight to your feet while hanging, 2 lb ankle weights or something and increase over time. That pain sucks for sure

 

And we need to keep it that way!

 

Yeah once I bought one it changed my stretching routine for sure. Can't recall the brand right now but picked it up at Costco and it has setting for someone up to 6'6".

 

It's a fungus.

 

I could probably sneak by on the 6'6" setting

 

Yeah buddy

 

Good call, thanks

 

@bflooks, what about the tide pods epidemic?

Damn you are tall. I'll find that brand for you when I get back home, if your interested.

 

I think it's more like....


@LarryDangerfield on the left and @T-Rex266 on the right

 

Know what I disagree with?
Saying fuckin "bless you" when someone sneezes.
First of all, I'm not a damn priest and don't have the authority to summon blessings, 2: probably a good chance that your sneeze doesn't indicate the onset of fuckin bubonic plague, so I highly doubt you have days to live and need to be blessed.
Lastly,and most importantly:
It's probably dust, allergies, ora fuckin cold. You just shot microscopic snot across the room at 100 fuckin mph.
How about you say EXCUSE ME!
Bless you? How about fuk you. Cover your stupid hole and point it outside.

 

You sound like my wife she usually comes back with "WHY" or "FOR WHAT"
For most I think it's just habit, taught to us when we were young.

 

Of course I disagree!

That's why the proper saying is "God bless you." You're not using any authority, but making a request.

And you only get 3 in a row before you will be expected to get your shit under control. I'm not burning up any good credit with God asking for you to get blessed when you can't control yourself.

 

I don't have the authority to grant God's blessing either.
I don't even know the guy.

 

My wife is so superstitious that she'll bless herself after she sneezes, even if someone else has already said it.

 

It's a request, not a granting.

 

God bless her.

 

Well, from now on, I request that people put a plastic bag over their head before they sneeze.

 

I actually sell a covid kit.
It's a plastic bag and a few feet of duct tape, to make sure it's sealed tight around the neck.