Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Were gonna need pictures of Karen if she's hot...

 

My brain just prolapsed reading this...

 

I'd make sure she's clean...

 

You'll have to take that up with @RichterScale

 

Good morning, Everybody.

Hoping today is a good day, and it could be a great one. Just have to see if the guy with the bike I want responds.

 

I'm the only one who even knows about or said anything about the tree.
So I guess I'm the Karen.
You lookin for full frontal? backside, looking back over the shoulder? Just foot pics? Bunny suit? What are talkin here?

 

I'm sure there is a neighborhood Karen that the guy could drop it on if you let her in on it and she starts clucking at him about it.

 

This is a pretty good idea.

 

Too early for more than this.. @GODZILLA

Bachelor week as Con & the sisters have gone North..

Riva' and I going to enjoy the quiet..

 

Nice. You should share some pics of the pup. Haven't seen the him in a while. Still a good dog I assume?

 

IDK about you guys, but I see nothing wrong with what she's doing.

 

If you ride a motorcycle, you're on your own. They are small and skinny compared to a car. Doesn't visually distinguish itself the same way. They are also generally very maneuverable and can turn, stop and go faster than a car, this is your best defense mechanism. If you want to be seen, ditch the black leather and wear a chartreuse safety vest and helmet. I stopped riding and sold my motorcycle when my son was born. Haven't really been drawn back strongly enough to get another bike. I've ridden a handful of times since in 23 years.

 

You don't stretch like that??

Actually, I think she's trying to sever her achilles tendon.

 

The safety yellow is the new urban camouflage. People are inured and don't even see it anymore. Better off in orange, red, blue, or white. Move around in the lane as the motion sets you off more than any color will as it can defeat the blind spots that our brains autofill.

 

If I stretched like that I'd break my knee and tear my taint. Hard pass. Won't stop me from encouraging her to continue though.

 

Good morning team. Allergies are still kicking my ass. Glad I got a clean bill of health last Friday, but it doesn’t help get me better any quicker. And apparently the allergens are going to spike tomorrow.

 

My wife just asked me what I'm laughing at

 

Did you tell her?

 

Allergies suck. Can you work from home and just hide indoors for a bit?

 

Oh yeah, showed her the meme and she laughed at your comment too

 

Shitty man, still camping?

 

I am at work today, but if I get any worse I can work from home. We shall see.

Got back yesterday. Think I am suffering from our hike on Saturday. Yesterday I had to break camp and drive home feeling like I had the flu. Spent all afternoon and evening in my chair under a blanket. Good times!

 

That sucks. I hope you can get back to feeling better. It's no fun having the crud all the time.

 

Damn dude, you got hit hard.
I'm getting ready to go to the walk-in, my back has been out all weekend

 

Phuk… you are too young for back problems!

Good luck at the dr!

 

Not sure about everyone else here but @Tripleconpanna doesn't prefer any side shots. I think he'd rather it be full frontal.

 

Damn this sucks to hear. I hope whatever it is you have, gets cleared out soon.

 

Back issues suck! I hope yours is something that they can adjust and get sorted easily. Really sucks when they want you coming in every month.

 

I have a love/hate relationship with this situation.
I love looking at a hot broad as much as the next guy, but I find it very annoying and pathetic when people are this desperate for attention.
Same complicated emotion for bad fathers.
You suck,.... but thanks for all the attention whores you created.