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  1. Sep 15, 2017 at 8:58 PM
    joonbug

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    Be safe bud and take it easy.
     
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  2. Sep 15, 2017 at 9:02 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I've seen his pics...get him out of the driver's seat
     
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  3. Sep 15, 2017 at 9:32 PM
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    He keeps offering but I don't trust myself well enough for rock crawling.
     
  4. Sep 15, 2017 at 9:39 PM
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  5. Sep 15, 2017 at 10:34 PM
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  6. Sep 15, 2017 at 10:34 PM
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  7. Sep 15, 2017 at 10:39 PM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    o_O
     
  8. Sep 15, 2017 at 10:45 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    I got mine, minus the clown.

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    Just watched 'IT'. Great movie! Funny at the perfect time and really creepy. Somehow about 10-12 little kids, around 11 years old got into the movie without a single parent there. they sat right next to me and my girlfriend. The one next to her went full fetal position about 30 minutes in and after another 15 he got up and left with a friend. Who lets their kids go see an R rated horror movie without a guardian or parent with them?
     
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  9. Sep 15, 2017 at 10:46 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Not hard to sneak in.....js
     
  10. Sep 15, 2017 at 10:52 PM
    Baja Mike

    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    This was at an Arclight theatre. It's assigned seating and there's a greeter at the entrance and gives a movie intro before the previews even start. They even sell booze at the theatre and let you take it in to the movie. It's adult marketed that way and one of the reasons why I go there. They didn't sneak in. Someone bought their tickets and let them go in unsupervised. While the greeter was giving their speech these kids were making a bunch of noise and another audience member told them to shut up.
     
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  11. Sep 15, 2017 at 10:56 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    sounds like that adult needs to be slapped then
     
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  12. Sep 15, 2017 at 10:56 PM
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    :rofl:
     
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  13. Sep 15, 2017 at 11:04 PM
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    Had to go work this today

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    Thought we would have to ask people to evacuate; luckily firefighters were all over it and got it under control. They did an awesome job.
     
  14. Sep 15, 2017 at 11:07 PM
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    This was my work view today.

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  15. Sep 16, 2017 at 1:33 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Apparently, the rock crawling wasn't exciting enough for me.
    On the way home from @ColoradoTJ I observed a red sedan pull out from the shoulder into the number 2 lane (I25/N) and attempt to change to the number one lane almost colliding with the #1 lane vehicle.

    I followed the driver for a short distance to monitor his driving patterns.
    The driver was swerving into the right shoulder, left shoulder, and unable to maintain his lane.

    Speeds varied from 50 (75 posted) in excesss of 95+.

    I made the decision to call 911 (CSP) and followed while advising dispatch of the vehicle info, location, what I observed, my info etc. I continued to advise I was willing to sign (I.e. Statement to support the arrest of a DUI)

    Dispatch was very thankful and we disconnected while I followed (these service calls are aired as BOLO's)

    I continued following and watched him come inches from vehicles in front of him (following too closely)

    A short distance later, the driver lost control into the center median dirt, then came back onto the number one lane at speeds of aprx 55 mph.

    I re-contacted CSP to advise. While relaying the latest notes for their card, the driver then lost a tire (I came near inches from it as it traveled down the #2 lane where he was [I was in the number one] and detected the odor of burning materials from his vehicle.

    I continued to follow until he exited and I didn't have enough time to safely exit with him.

    I sure as hell hope he was located and charged with a DUI.

    This is yet another prime example why it is not ok to drink and drive. He could have killed many out there this evening.

    Drive safe!
     
  16. Sep 16, 2017 at 3:54 AM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    A little this and that...Broke now
    Amen to that!..It's challenging at times to have the responding units close enough for them to make the stop while you got dispatch online..Good obs brother!
     
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  17. Sep 16, 2017 at 6:43 AM
    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Just installed the aluminum oil filter canister on the wife's Camry after being burned by the plastic one on the last change.
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  18. Sep 16, 2017 at 7:24 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    What part of I25? We air as REDDI and not BOLO.
     
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  19. Sep 16, 2017 at 7:32 AM
    TXMiamiFan

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    So I texted my wife this pic letting her know I was on my way to support Fire, and she's like "Really? Had to be a pic with a Tundra in it?".

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    I hadn't noticed until she told me :rofl:

    Freakin' MGM too o_O right @aramirez73? LOL
     
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  20. Sep 16, 2017 at 7:58 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    MGM's run to fire!
     
  21. Sep 16, 2017 at 8:52 AM
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    Which part? Lol. Final exit was CR area (MM181)

    What's a REDDI?
    I told dispatch "I know these are BOLO's, but can you please assign this card to someone? He is going to kill someone." Trooper attached himself to the card moments later.
     
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  22. Sep 16, 2017 at 9:23 AM
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    Report Every Drunk Driver In sight
     
  23. Sep 16, 2017 at 9:25 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Interesting. Haven't heard that one
     
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  24. Sep 16, 2017 at 9:28 AM
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    So much for all first responders using the same language after 9-11 LOL
     
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  25. Sep 16, 2017 at 9:40 AM
    Darth Tundra

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  26. Sep 16, 2017 at 9:40 AM
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    Ya, if you told me that I would just call you for clarification. :anonymous:
     
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  27. Sep 16, 2017 at 9:41 AM
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    Hey Buddy!!! Njoy your weekend!!!!
     
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  28. Sep 16, 2017 at 9:45 AM
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    You too BRO !!!
     
  29. Sep 16, 2017 at 10:18 AM
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    Good work guys in the DFW area!!!
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    Hoping we can get cards soon
     
  30. Sep 16, 2017 at 10:23 AM
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    couple guys at my work that could use a card.
     
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