Want free horsepower? Drain off a quart or three..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk7r0TL0Or4

 

Everybody knows that if you want free horsepower you just need to paint your exhaust with bbq paint.

 

Gotta be there right viscosity bbq paint, though...

 

That’s easy. Just remove the dipstick before driving to work and the oil sprayed from the hole coats the bbq sprayed exhaust. The easily doubles the gains listed previously on this thread so far.

 

Protection for both the inside AND outside of the engine... And horspers all around.

But it would look like a ford engine - coated in oil and such..

 

What if we use BBQ paint INSTEAD of oil…

 

Depends entirely on the aroma infusion of said bbq paint - Carolina vinegar, sweet and sugary KC, Texas pepper pot, or Memphis tang. My money is on the Carolina vinegar due to the cleaning properties of the vinegar. But KC sweet might surprise you as the underdog..

 

It'll get sweet on its own without oil...ha! Coolant is a sweet treat!