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  1. Mar 27, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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    NWPirate

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    NWPirate, Mar 27, 2024
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    I bet there have been more than a few tuners showing up to gauge the distance.
     
    Blue Thunder, Mar 27, 2024
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  5. Mar 27, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Classic. :101010:

    He must've sold it already and moved his operation elsewhere. Jesse and his boys are always one step ahead of Hogg.

    553D5E86-60F0-4825-A142-53B61982B1BF.jpg
     
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    OldGuy03, Mar 27, 2024
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  7. Mar 27, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    You.... want to poke me???? :confused:

     

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  8. Mar 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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    TL;DR
     
    T-Rex266, Mar 27, 2024
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    LarryDangerfield, Mar 27, 2024
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  10. Mar 27, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Cpl_Punishment, Mar 27, 2024
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  11. Mar 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Just saw this little guy out front snacking on some roadkill
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    Leo's first, Mar 27, 2024
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    Bro cmonn
     
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    Shoulda had Crocs on instead of slippers.
     
    NWPirate, Mar 27, 2024
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    Dude, did you send it?!
    Brah, I had to kick out the sunroof to get out. Yeah, she's sent.
     
    Blue Thunder, Mar 27, 2024
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    The hell is that thing? An opossum or a fox?
     
    NWPirate, Mar 27, 2024
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    Jim LE 1301, Mar 27, 2024
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Not a baller like @T-Rex266 that can afford 5 guys, but I did have a coupon for Burger King.


    20240327_165316.jpg
     
    Azblue, Mar 27, 2024
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  20. Mar 27, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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    Chupacabra?
     
    GODZILLA, Mar 27, 2024
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    Why did the farmer bury his money in his field?


    To enrich the soil.
     
    GODZILLA, Mar 27, 2024
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    BK is the absolute worst! Come on man!
     
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    But I had coupons
     
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    You didn't read, but you watched the gif! :drool:
     
    GODZILLA, Mar 27, 2024
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    They should give that shit to the ones who need to be fed. It’s worth $0
     
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    It was actually pretty good. I would've gone to JITB, but I didn't have any coupons for there. :(
     
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    I had BK today. By choice. Nothing beats a Classic Chicken Sandwich with cheese. They can keep their salty fries, though.

    This occurs about 1x per year, btw.
     
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    I had BK yesterday and it was good
     
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    At least his bun wasn't crumpled to shit. :boink:
     
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    Something is medically, and mentally wrong with the both of you.
     
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