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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:06 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Same. I may try to take one shortly
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Time for that nap. You can't even keep up with your own dialogue.

    But Hot Damn, first @Tripleconpanna and now @GODZILLA just can't stop thinking of my nipples. If y'all don't stop gushing over them I'm gonna start to blush.
     
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  4. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:15 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Yeah me either. But I've got so much time on my hands I gotta kill it with other things besides tundras, eBay, Amazon and what size tire threads.
     
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  5. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:16 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    Wow
     
  6. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Got fired from my job as a masseuse.

    Apparently I rub people the wrong way.
     
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  8. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:24 PM
    GODZILLA

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    @T-Rex266 flashed his nip way before you did.
     
  9. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Your dad jokes are the best. I always retell them to my kids. Thanks.
     
  10. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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    My bad. I'm still new here so my history isn't up to speed yet. But I am working on it.
     
  11. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
    OldGuy03

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    The fact they walked away from this is amazing. Sad for that build though.
     
  12. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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    No apology needed. I figured you didn't know, so I was just sharing the info. I bet if you ask him nice he'll PM you the pic.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  14. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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    Color is coming in nice. Edited out the nip and side boob views for your pleasure.

    574FF174-5024-4A8E-B6F1-53B5DC64716E.jpg
     
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    That link to the Voodoo is pretty insane. Glad they were okay.

    Regarding gasoline lawn equipment, everything I have is gasoline still. Not that I'm committed to it, just that it is all running strong.

    Certain things, as mentioned, I won't transition away from. Blower/sprayer is professional Stihl and does the entire yard without issue, no matter the leaf drop. Saws are both Stihl and are lifetime for me (one is an early 80's Farm Boss 028 that runs absolutely mint). Snowblower is the last of the American Ariens lines with a proper American engine that is probably another 20 years (or more if winter keeps down its current path). The generator is still gasoline because I bought it before battery and solar options really took off.

    The Deere rider and the 20 year old Troy Bilt 4-cycle trimmer are likely the first candidates, but they are both running great, so I can't justify it.
     
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    At least four years ago
     
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    Ouch! That's painful looking. Hurt to breathe?
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Oof!
     
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    Fuck yeah. At a young age this isn't a bounce back type injury. At 51 my struggle is real.

    that Seattle insta page is a hot mess. I can't even begin to express thoughts on this in a manner that would stay within the COC.
     
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  22. Mar 21, 2024 at 1:55 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Damnnnn
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You can in mine. Lots of whole, fresh shucked oysters.
     
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    In over 30 yrs in the landscape biz I've never seen a 4-cycle trimmer
    Do they have crankcase oil?
    Know I gotta check one out.
     
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    :fistbump: Hell yes
    Do you do oyster stew?
     
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    My wife does that. When I get enough oysters I'll freeze peck containers (25 oysters) shucked and submerged in their own brine. They get thawed and the brine is included in the broth. As good as fresh to me.
     
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    Fresh oysters make my guts angry and they initiate the purge in both directions. No problem with the taste or anything, but my stomach gets pissed.
     
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    Thanks for the reminder… gotta check to see if the brainiacs outlawed gas leaf blowers this year…
     
  29. Mar 21, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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    Was that seriously on their agenda? o_O
     
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    Same… I honestly hate this time of year when everyone suddenly becomes a rabid college basketball fan.
     

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