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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 9, 2017 at 8:47 PM
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    Happy Bday old man. Enjoy!
     
  2. Sep 9, 2017 at 8:55 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    So......what you are saying is you will be farting dust soon because you're so old?
     
  3. Sep 9, 2017 at 8:58 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Who won?
     
  4. Sep 9, 2017 at 11:20 PM
    edwin729

    edwin729 Tundra Life

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    Happy birthday!! :dancingbacon::bananadance:
     
  5. Sep 10, 2017 at 5:48 AM
    joem1cha3l

    joem1cha3l New Member

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  6. Sep 10, 2017 at 6:41 AM
    Redbeard321

    Redbeard321 ballin' on a budget

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    That ford better not get any ford herpes on my yota lol. I actually went outside and moved it over 6 inches closer to my girls civic.

    20170910_090154-1.jpg
     
  7. Sep 10, 2017 at 8:03 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Happy birthday, Sean! We'll plastidip that truck white for next year
     
  8. Sep 10, 2017 at 8:48 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    i want this for my birthday
     
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  9. Sep 10, 2017 at 8:48 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Awesome!!!
     
  10. Sep 10, 2017 at 8:48 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    GO TCU!!
     
  11. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:02 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Looks Badass bro
     
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  12. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:05 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Nice cake !!!! :drool:
     
  13. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:07 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Subliminal message from his better half ...:D:rofl:
     
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  14. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:10 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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  15. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:13 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    I had one that was xtended cab...branded title..was silver..welded on new xtended cab panel..replaced the hood and L.Fender..painted it complete..color change to 3 stage red pearl....miss it too !!
     
  16. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:16 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    And how old are you ??? :confused:
     
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  17. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:26 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    a lot younger than you, old man
     
  18. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:28 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Funny....you NEVER SAY JUST HOW OLD YOU ARE ...:turtleride:
     
  19. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:45 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I have actually said few times how old I am so you just aren't paying attention there sir.

    You had your learners permit around the time i was born
     
  20. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:52 AM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Then your 36 or 37...close to 40...look out
     
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  21. Sep 10, 2017 at 9:58 AM
    Cutter29

    Cutter29 ...

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    Got the wife's car back from wrap last night. Makes me want to do the truck.
    IMG_6560.PNG.jpg
     
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  22. Sep 10, 2017 at 10:04 AM
    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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  23. Sep 10, 2017 at 10:09 AM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    I’m right where I need to be
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    Bingo
     
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  24. Sep 10, 2017 at 10:12 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    40 is the new 30....not worried about it
     
  25. Sep 10, 2017 at 10:14 AM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Dear Coosy,
    This situation is what separates we men from you boys. I heard her say it each time, and you've yet to listen.....prohibiting you from hearing it. Words of advice - listen to women and remember when they speak about such details :D
     
  26. Sep 10, 2017 at 10:22 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    see....some people pay attention :p

    it's ok coosy.....still like ya;)
     
  27. Sep 10, 2017 at 10:30 AM
    Redbeard321

    Redbeard321 ballin' on a budget

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    So I went out to my truck and found this....FML. I've made 1 payment on this truck, theres a hurricane coming, and it's leaking water. Its been raining for like 36 hours straight.

    20170910_120420.jpg
     
  28. Sep 10, 2017 at 10:50 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Can you strap a tarp over it!?
     
  29. Sep 10, 2017 at 11:04 AM
    Redbeard321

    Redbeard321 ballin' on a budget

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    I don't have a tarp and there are no stores open. Its raining like crazy and we're having lots of tornado warnings. It's under warranty so I will have to take it up with Toyota.

    I'm pretty disappointed. The whole reason I traded in my Ram was because it leaked water after some repairs. It went back to the body shop like 4 times and still leaked so I traded it in on this tundra. What are the chances?

    Are tundras known to have any common leaks? 3rd brake light?
     
  30. Sep 10, 2017 at 11:19 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek: oh damn! not good!
     

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