Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Good night, Everybody.

 

I missed it.

 

It's a club, for above average gentlemen.

 

Thank you, I now feel complete.

 

But does he get it??

 

I hope so, its so stupid but I cant stop laughing.

 

I'm now more convinced than ever that the end is near.

 

Winner winner!

 

Have to say after having a rough week at work, its nice to be able to sit down and relax and unwind with a few drinks with some great people from all over this great Country, and have a few laughs along the way.

 

You were one of the first I talked to here and knew you were completely crazy, so I really fit in.

 

I gotta love a Boston guy, you aren't that far removed from being a Texan......

Fuck 'em all..

 

You guys done with your hand holding?

Next question, why in the hell is it nearly 1/2 as warm outside than they predicted overnight? To my surprise, it's 13* right now. Wasn't prepared for that when I let the dogs out.

 

They demand a guy over 6 feet tall, making over 6 figures, and having 6 pack abs. Sometimes the last one is swapped for having over a 6 inch penis.

Thus, the triple six. It's delusional because none of those requirements are average, and men meating those requirements are going to have their pick of the fairer sex. It's usually the Hutts and bridge trolls that have those expectations, too.

 

But you are awake, and that, sir, is a winning kind of day.